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This was my brother's sighting, all credit to him
He's turning right at a 4-way intersection, oncoming traffic isn't allowed to turn left at any time because people where my brother are can turn right at any time. Obviously the Asshole turns left, almost hits my brother, who blares his horn which gets a middle finger in response from the Asshole.
About a 1/4 mile down the road they're both now on there's a red light, and they wind up next to each other. My brother had his window down, and Asshole rolls down his and this exchange takes place:
Asshole: You know what? You're an ass!
Brother: You need new tires.
Asshole gets a confused look on his face and stays quiet for the rest of the light before driving off. Apparently the guy really did need tires, they were practically bald. So next time somebody's being a jerk on the road, just give them some friendly advice that will cost them a couple hundred dollars.
He's turning right at a 4-way intersection, oncoming traffic isn't allowed to turn left at any time because people where my brother are can turn right at any time. Obviously the Asshole turns left, almost hits my brother, who blares his horn which gets a middle finger in response from the Asshole.
About a 1/4 mile down the road they're both now on there's a red light, and they wind up next to each other. My brother had his window down, and Asshole rolls down his and this exchange takes place:
Asshole: You know what? You're an ass!
Brother: You need new tires.
Asshole gets a confused look on his face and stays quiet for the rest of the light before driving off. Apparently the guy really did need tires, they were practically bald. So next time somebody's being a jerk on the road, just give them some friendly advice that will cost them a couple hundred dollars.
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