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  • Oh why, why must you do this

    Couple of incidents have happened, one of which can be at least partially attributed to my current city's "brilliant" decision to repair all of the roads. At once. Reducing 5 different highways and pretty much every single main road down to 1 lane. However....

    Rollin... rollin.. rollin
    First woman wasn't actually breaking any law, just apparently overly paranoid about her car. We hit a stretch of road where they've stripped off the upper layer, so the manholes are raised. I'm driving behind her, the speed limit is 40mph, but every time we come to one of these manholes she stops. Not slows, stops. full complete, could have shifted into park stop. She'd then accelerate to about 2mph while attempting, in this very very narrow roadway thanks to the orange cones, to navigate around it. I should note here that there's perhaps 4 inches of leeway. It doesn't work, and her wheel goes over. She passes this, and then goes onward. Me, with my much lower slung car, but little concern for something I can't avoid, move forward and don't even scrape, figuring, okay, that was silly but... then it happens again. and again. As it turns out there are 17 manholes along the street, and this repeated for each and every single time we encountered one.

    You foolish fool with your foolery!
    Second person got a nice little report to the police. there's an area by one of the major high schools that around certain times of the day gets lines of around 100 cars. Most people who have lived in the area a while learn to just avoid it, but for those of us dropping people off to that school, there's no way to avoid it. I am patiently dealing with the long line of 7 cars through the red light, stop, 7 cars... stop... when I'm finally within the next set. There is a turning area, but I'm still far back from it. The car behind me suddenly accelerates, drives into the oncoming lane of traffic, then realizes what they've done and slides back towards me, knocking their side view mirror against mine. Thankfully, the pt stands up better than her minivan, and her side view mirror is the one to get knocked off. Here's where she gets on my nerves. Rather than stopping, or trying to signal us to go somewhere safe, she accelerates again and zooms off down the side-street. So three things.
    1. If you are going to do a hit and run, having a vanity license plate is probably not a good idea.
    2. The damage was entirely to your car. I honestly wouldn't have cared so long as you had pulled over.
    3. Accelerating to 50 in a 30 mph zone in the middle of a busy street with people going 16, yeah, the cops will be on you very quickly.

    can you spell 'Darwin'
    Driving back from a friend's house at 1 in the morning, it is pitch black because he lives in farm country, so there are no streetlights. My headlights pick out (thankfully before I hit them) a guy, on a bike, this bike has no lights (against the law here, I've seen people actually get arrested for it), no reflective strip and is matte black. He is wearing a black t-shirt, with camo shorts, and no helmet. He is on a cellphone, going the wrong way on the road, in the center of the road. WTF. Do you want to die, sir?
    Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you.
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    My city also decided that the best course of action for this year's annual road construction is to narrow the 6 lane highway down to 1 in each direction......and not to mention every single short-cut or alternate route, block off at least one of those roads at a time just for more inconvenience. So you have to have a plan C. Yet on the news a few weeks ago, some stupid city worker was griping that there is too much traffic and people need to realize that their refusal to take alternate routes is what most often delays construction projects. No, you dumb FUCK, it's when you not only take out almost entire roads, then one at a time, block off alternate nearby roads to re-do them as well, so that there is no other option than to go way out of the way, or just suffer with the one lane in each direction.

    And boy, when I have no other option, I HATE orange barrel panic-attack people. Seriously, if you've lived in Wisconsin for any amount of time, as soon as the snow starts melting until as soon as it sticks again, there is road construction, NON STOP. Almost always on major roads and highways and lots of alternate side streets. There is NO NEED to come to a complete stop just because you see orange barrels. There is no need to panick. And keep stomping that brake.
    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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    • #3
      Actually, I can appreciate the paranoidness about the manhole covers. That is about an inch protrusion or more. That can mess up a wheel. But you don't have to come to a crawl.

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      • #4
        I was just talking about the barrels themselves and people freaking out because there are so many and being terrified that they are going to get stuck somewhere.

        I stay away from anywhere that manhole covers are protruding.
        You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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        • #5
          Man, that sounds like the Portland area - tear up everything at once and cause mass problems. And people wonder why I avoid downtown like the plague now that I'm out of school. :-(

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          • #6
            What irritates me the most is when there are all these barrels and no workers, nothing dug up, no machinery, no markers or signs......just barrels for what seems like miles.

            My mom had a hell of a time one day a little over a month ago, they were repaving this awful road down by the mall and surrounding mini malls/shopping areas, and in the following weeks, they strategically placed barrels in the worst of places, so that even her regular sized car had a hard time getting into a turn lane. She ended up knocking one over because it was the barrel or hopping up and over the curb.
            You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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            • #7
              Quoth Opalin View Post
              can you spell 'Darwin'
              Driving back from a friend's house at 1 in the morning, it is pitch black because he lives in farm country, so there are no streetlights. My headlights pick out (thankfully before I hit them) a guy, on a bike, this bike has no lights (against the law here, I've seen people actually get arrested for it), no reflective strip and is matte black. He is wearing a black t-shirt, with camo shorts, and no helmet. He is on a cellphone, going the wrong way on the road, in the center of the road. WTF. Do you want to die, sir?
              Dude, I think Hubs met this guy as well! Or maybe his cousin. Seriously, even with a light and reflectors, bikes are hard to see at night.
              Last edited by bhskittykatt; 08-23-2011, 03:21 AM.
              Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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              • #8
                Quoth Opalin View Post
                1. If you are going to do a hit and run, having a vanity license plate is probably not a good idea.
                2. The damage was entirely to your car. I honestly wouldn't have cared so long as you had pulled over.
                3. Accelerating to 50 in a 30 mph zone in the middle of a busy street with people going 16, yeah, the cops will be on you very quickly.
                My co-worker Mark had something similar happen. She had a vanity plate and "fled" into backed up traffic right *to* the police who were attending the other accident which had caused the backup.
                The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

                The stupid is strong with this one.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Opalin View Post
                  Second person got a nice little report to the police.
                  Keep us updated on how that goes?

                  As for mister Shadow McCyclist, that guy sure does get around. The only reason I didn't manage to run his ass over was because I noticed that something was between me and the reflective dots on the road. It wasn't till I was passing him that it became clear that the missing dots were due to some black guy in a black hoodie with black sweat pants was weaving in and out of the center and left lanes in an area with only sporadic street lights. >_<

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