Suck Breeds Suck (Also...WTF?!!!!)

[Kisa]

So today I had to go to the bank to get cash to pay a few bills. The street I was driving on is currently under construction (which I will call Caution Lane) and I had to turn right at the upcoming intersection (I will call the intersecting street Suck Road). Caution Lane is normally a 5 lane street with 2 lanes north and south and one turn lane. However, the constuction has brought this down to 2 lanes. As Caution approaches Suck, the north lane branches off into 2, one continuing north and one to turn east (ONLY to turn east). The light was red and cars were coming so I got into the turn lane and slowed down. Before I got anywhere near the corner, the light turned green. The car in front of the northbound lane didn't move. Still didn't move. I flick my blinker on and speed up to the corner when Impatient Ass behind the first car decided the car horn is an invention not to be used and cut me off, merged into the turn lane, cut the first guy off, merged back into the north lane in the middle of an intersection and sped off!!!

For the record, I pulled next to the first car, planning to honk to get his attention and motion to the green light. HE WAS ASLEEP!! Head back, mouth open, eyes closed, a decent stream of drool trickling down from the corner of his mouth. I layed on my horn which startled him awake and he came to fairly quickly and kept driving O.O

Daddy....I'm scared!

[dragon_wings]

...Asleep?.... Wha?

[TowelKing]

Well that's a first. I mean I've zoned out at red lights...but fall asleep?? Wow.

[EricKei]

I have never actually fallen asleep mid-lane before >_> While I tend to doze off while taking extended trips on the highway (I get bored by the unchanging scenery), I deal with it by pulling OFF of the road every hour or two for a catnap (preferably into a parking lot well away from the store connected to it, or at a Rest Area)