I am throwing Hubs into Roadkill hell.
So Hubby has this awful habit of stopping over the stop line and more in the crosswalk. And today, he did such a thing. And as a pedestrian crossed in front, said pedestrian made the snarky comment "The stop line is back there, you know".
Hubby made a cat-butt face, and I remarked "He has a point, you know."
Hubs: "Oh, there's plenty of room left to get around."
Me: "Yeah, but it's still annoying as a pedestrian, especially with multiple people crossing different directions."
Hubs: "I know, but I only care about pedestrians if I am one."
Me: "Quit being a douchebag."
Hubs: "What?"
Me: "You, right now, at this moment, are being a douchebag."
Hubs: "I know, and I don't care."
Me: "Yes, but I, your wife, do care, and you being a douchebag, right now in this moment, it is upsetting me, so can you swallow your pride for one moment and admit you were wrong?"
Hubs: *mumbles* "I was wrong."
Me: "Thank you. Now, can you also admit that guy was right?"
Hubs: "....so, nice weather we're having?"
Me: "You got halfway there. I guess that's all I can ask."
Well, I tried, folks.
So Hubby has this awful habit of stopping over the stop line and more in the crosswalk. And today, he did such a thing. And as a pedestrian crossed in front, said pedestrian made the snarky comment "The stop line is back there, you know".
Hubby made a cat-butt face, and I remarked "He has a point, you know."
Hubs: "Oh, there's plenty of room left to get around."
Me: "Yeah, but it's still annoying as a pedestrian, especially with multiple people crossing different directions."
Hubs: "I know, but I only care about pedestrians if I am one."
Me: "Quit being a douchebag."
Hubs: "What?"
Me: "You, right now, at this moment, are being a douchebag."
Hubs: "I know, and I don't care."
Me: "Yes, but I, your wife, do care, and you being a douchebag, right now in this moment, it is upsetting me, so can you swallow your pride for one moment and admit you were wrong?"
Hubs: *mumbles* "I was wrong."
Me: "Thank you. Now, can you also admit that guy was right?"
Hubs: "....so, nice weather we're having?"
Me: "You got halfway there. I guess that's all I can ask."
Well, I tried, folks.
Comment