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  • Double Pwnage!

    This is actually my dad's story, but I thought I would share it anyway.

    My dad is a truck driver so he deals with a lot of asshole drivers on a daily basis. One time he was driving on the PA turnpike when he saw this woman in a sports car blasting by him at about 90 mph and weaving in and out of lanes. About 5 minutes later, he saw her pulled over by a cop.

    Well, some time later, she blasted by him yet again. You can probably guess what happened next. He saw her get pulled over a second time.

    Pwned.

  • #2
    Well, of course. That stupid police officer slowed her down so much that now she has to go twice as fast to get where she's going. Simple.

    I wonder if after being hauled up the second time she just floored it the rest of the way.

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    • #3
      Quoth Ben_Who View Post
      Well, of course. That stupid police officer slowed her down so much that now she has to go twice as fast to get where she's going. Simple.

      I wonder if after being hauled up the second time she just floored it the rest of the way.
      No duh! Being late to the meeting with your parole officer is really really bad.
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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      • #4
        Whoa!! I don't know about other states, but in Illiois 3 moving violations (yes including speeding) in a year is an automatic suspension.
        One more......
        I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

        Who is John Galt?
        -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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        • #5
          i'm betting seeing the record of the first ticket isn't going to make her second much better.
          plus i'm betting the fines will increase too...

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          • #6
            I really hope she has a suspended license. Shitty drivers are one of my biggest pet peeves. These idiots don't realize that they're driving a giant metal death machine.

            I got a speeding ticket once when I was young and stupid. You can bet that I slowed down a lot after that. One thing that I always find amusing is when some dumbass motorist decides to fly by me in attempt to break the sound barrier, only to meet me at the red light twenty seconds later. And it really tickles me when it happens four or five times. What, are you racing me to the stop light? Idiot.

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