To the idiot in front of me today

[smileyeagle1021]

It is my duty, nay my privilege, nay my guilty pleasure (cookies for the reference), to inform you that you can't drive.
First, blinkers are your friend... they let me know whether or not you really are intending to change lanes and you just don't know how, or if you are really badly drifting out of your lane... oh, you did mean to change lanes, outstanding... oh, but you almost missed your exit, I guess I can understand how it might be difficult, seeing that there has only been overhead signs and markings painted on the road for over a mile now telling you about it. Oh, and another let's just drift between lanes while we're going through the interchange... oh, and a lets just drift halfway into the shoulder (seriously, it's not that bad of a corner between 395 North and 80 West)... and now you are simply drifting back and forth across three lanes of traffic, before diving over to an exit from the far left lane.
Oh, and you have California plates... thank you for confirming that stereotype.

[JPD]

It is my duty, nay my privilege, nay my guilty pleasure (cookies for the reference),

Knights Tale?

[smileyeagle1021]

Knights Tale?

That may actually be in that movie... but I was thinking of something with a more modern setting... and at least somewhat related to CS.

[smileyeagle1021]

Since I did make it kind of obscure, I'll just give the reference

Dilbert: The Company Picnic

[kpzra]

There is a reason I prefer going to Carson City vs Reno, less drivers (or less roads anyway). They are the same distance from me so it's a toss up on where I need to go/do. I hate the drivers there.

[AmbrosiaWriter]

Was the idiot on his cell phone? I've found that most people while on their cell phones drift like sea debris. Probably because they're holding it up to their face and thus can only course correct with one hand, which makes it a lot less precise.

I hate people who drift like that though, they freak me out because I don't know if they're on their cell phone or if they are just straight drunk.

[kpzra]

I have found in Reno it doesn't matter, they drift regardless. A good 90% of them have California plates...

[smileyeagle1021]

I have found in Reno it doesn't matter, they drift regardless. A good 90% of them have California plates...

Only 90%?
Being a bit generous?
Then again, 10% is a kinda common Utah/Idaho thing, so maybe those plates make up the other 10%

[kpzra]

Exactly

[PepperElf]

Knights Tale?

close though.

monologue
"For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure"

heh. i liked Chaucer. and Wash. I mean Wat.