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    So I was driving down the interstate the other day. Speed limit was 70mph, I was doing about 75 in the middle lane, cars on the left were passing me doing 80-85ish, and then I noticed this guy.

    He was in a luxury sports car and came hauling ass and passed me on my right side doing at least 95mph. He passed me like I was standing still, and had to have been going a good 20mph faster than I was. He then proceeded to aggressively change lanes, tailgate, and just drive like an idiot when he hit a wall of cars that were only going 5-15mph over the limit. He cut over to the far left lane, tailgating everyone he could the whole way, but when a gap opened up on the right side he swiftly tore right back over and went speeding off into the sunset.

    The aggressive driving wasn't unusually sucky on its own, as we were in an area of rich, entitled snots who drive expensive cars like that. No, the cherry on the top of this whole ordeal was that this guy had a prominently displayed "Baby on Board" sign hanging in the rear window. Nice.
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  • #2
    Perhaps the "baby on board" referred to the driver?

    Cos obviously he's driving like a self-centered infant where nothing matters except what HE wants. Except without being cute.

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    • #3
      Sounds like the BMW and Lexus owners here. They all display similar antics on the road.
      Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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      • #4
        Baby on board
        Something something, Burt Ward.
        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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