Sometimes my customers want to make me bang my head on something hard till the pain goes away or I fade into sweet oblivion.
Me: Awesome game store manager
SC: Customer
SC: What time do you guys close tonight?
Me: 11
SC: I dont understand, what time do you guys close?
Me: 11
SC: Pm?
Me: No, 11 in the morning.
SC: Oh, well I just want 1/2 hr on the internet.
Me: $1.50 please
SC: *hands me a $100 bill*
Me: sorry, we dont have change for that
SC: *hands me $1.50*

Another thing, I was sitting at work. In front of our store there is a wheelchair ramp going between tiers of the mall and there was this woman (of ill repute) standing on the ramp hanging on to the rail letting a couple of older gentlemen walk by. She makes some rude comment to the guy in front and then when he has passed, reaches out and grabs the other guy in the crotch area. The 2nd guy absolutely freaks out on her and she takes off.
Me: Awesome game store manager
SC: Customer
SC: What time do you guys close tonight?
Me: 11
SC: I dont understand, what time do you guys close?
Me: 11
SC: Pm?
Me: No, 11 in the morning.
SC: Oh, well I just want 1/2 hr on the internet.
Me: $1.50 please
SC: *hands me a $100 bill*
Me: sorry, we dont have change for that
SC: *hands me $1.50*

Another thing, I was sitting at work. In front of our store there is a wheelchair ramp going between tiers of the mall and there was this woman (of ill repute) standing on the ramp hanging on to the rail letting a couple of older gentlemen walk by. She makes some rude comment to the guy in front and then when he has passed, reaches out and grabs the other guy in the crotch area. The 2nd guy absolutely freaks out on her and she takes off.
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