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Yesterday our WM was packed and people a lot of people were buying up Easter stuff in prepartion for April 8th , and it being april fool's day we had more than our share of fools. I'll give you the best ones, if I gave you them all i'd be doing nothing but writing this post for the entire day:
One guy picked up a display box of Easter candy DUMPED THE CANDY ON THE FLOOR, and placed his purchases in the box. We had plenty of carts and handbaskets, but this idiot decides to ignore both of those options and be an asshat. He was on his cell, BTW.
While I was out rounding up carts a woman came out of the pizza parlor in the shopping center. She walked up to the door and found it was closed. She turned to me and said, "Open, this door I need to get my nails done."
Me: I don't work there, I work at WM.
her: I don't care I NEEEEED my NAAAAAILS done and if you don't open up I will write to WM corporate and you will be fired.
Me: I can't open that door, they are a seperate company from WM, and There is nothing I can do about it being closed.
Her: Well, you're no help, I am going to the media about this!!!
<oooh, the media>
The third person comes up to the return deask and wants to return an office chair, she has the reciept, but the reciept is from TARGET, and the chair is a Target brand, on the box, it said, "shop at target.com" . When the Customer Service Desk worker pointed out the fact that the item was from Target and since it was a Target brand we couldn't take it back, the customer whined, " But I don't want to drive to Target can't you send it to them and they can send you the money for it or something? I mean I don't think it's fair that I should have to drive alllll the way to Target. "BTW: The nearest target is about 20 miles away.
One guy picked up a display box of Easter candy DUMPED THE CANDY ON THE FLOOR, and placed his purchases in the box. We had plenty of carts and handbaskets, but this idiot decides to ignore both of those options and be an asshat. He was on his cell, BTW.
While I was out rounding up carts a woman came out of the pizza parlor in the shopping center. She walked up to the door and found it was closed. She turned to me and said, "Open, this door I need to get my nails done."
Me: I don't work there, I work at WM.
her: I don't care I NEEEEED my NAAAAAILS done and if you don't open up I will write to WM corporate and you will be fired.
Me: I can't open that door, they are a seperate company from WM, and There is nothing I can do about it being closed.
Her: Well, you're no help, I am going to the media about this!!!
<oooh, the media>
The third person comes up to the return deask and wants to return an office chair, she has the reciept, but the reciept is from TARGET, and the chair is a Target brand, on the box, it said, "shop at target.com" . When the Customer Service Desk worker pointed out the fact that the item was from Target and since it was a Target brand we couldn't take it back, the customer whined, " But I don't want to drive to Target can't you send it to them and they can send you the money for it or something? I mean I don't think it's fair that I should have to drive alllll the way to Target. "BTW: The nearest target is about 20 miles away.
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