This one left two people dumbfounded.
SC: From zero to nuts in nothing flat!
Me: Short Leprechaun
OG: Other girl, actual friend.
So me and OG were having a little chat. SC comes in, tho at this point it's just an older lady, probbly 40-45. As usual, I cut my chat short when SC approaches the counter and ask her how I can help her.
SC: Yes, *pulls out paper* I'm looking for an XBox Live cable?
Me: *thinking* Hmmm... could be internet, but just in case, I'll ask... *talking, friendly non-condescending tone* Okay, what kind of cable?
SC: Well, it's a pretty long cable... *trails off, I am NOT cutting her off at this point*
Me: *same friendly non-condescending tone* Yes but, what KIND of cable? Is it for the internet, an HDMI cab-
SC: Um, no, Excuse me, I will not be spoken to this way! *flounces*
OG:
....what just happened? You weren't rude at all!
Me: SEE? SEE? Now you KNOW my stories are true!
SC: From zero to nuts in nothing flat!
Me: Short Leprechaun
OG: Other girl, actual friend.
So me and OG were having a little chat. SC comes in, tho at this point it's just an older lady, probbly 40-45. As usual, I cut my chat short when SC approaches the counter and ask her how I can help her.
SC: Yes, *pulls out paper* I'm looking for an XBox Live cable?
Me: *thinking* Hmmm... could be internet, but just in case, I'll ask... *talking, friendly non-condescending tone* Okay, what kind of cable?
SC: Well, it's a pretty long cable... *trails off, I am NOT cutting her off at this point*
Me: *same friendly non-condescending tone* Yes but, what KIND of cable? Is it for the internet, an HDMI cab-
SC: Um, no, Excuse me, I will not be spoken to this way! *flounces*
OG:

Me: SEE? SEE? Now you KNOW my stories are true!
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