In Which I Return With More Stories. And I am Mean. And Have a Nice Rack...

[Estil]

Here's an idea for the TV; do what I believe a Chicago(?) cable company used to do to those who didn't play their bill...lock the cable service on C-SPAN!!

Yep, you wanna talk about punishment...C-SPAN 24/7 oughta teach them some manners

[pzychobitch]

Okay. Here's a picture of a nice rack.

That's the best lookin rack i've ever seen.

[Cia]

Why are they always naked? So they can feel the bonny breezes blowing of course.

[Racket_Man]

If it doesn't, consider putting the TV on We or Oxygen...make them sit through that...

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even worse would be Lifetime or Lifetime Movie channel (they used to be nicknamed the Victum channel)

That's a goooood one...

How about a radio that only plays Tiny Tim and Hanson??

"Tiptoe Through the Tulips" and "Mmmm Bop" All. Day. Long.

Or would that be considered "cruel and unusual punishment"?

I think that would be covered by the Genevia Convention under mental tourture.

[fireheart]

Okay. Here's a picture of a nice rack.

Yes, that is a nice rack.

I'll have to show y'all mine sometime

[dakhur]

If you get cable radio there, tune in to a classical station. A more fitting crowd control can't be found.

They play nice, they get games, movies, etc. They be naughty boys, they get 24 hours of Vivaldi or Wagner.

[Sapphire Silk]

Why are they always naked? So they can feel the bonny breezes blowing of course.

"Oh, lad I dunno where ya been, but I see ya won first prize!"

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[sstabeler]

If you get cable radio there, tune in to a classical station. A more fitting crowd control can't be found.

They play nice, they get games, movies, etc. They be naughty boys, they get 24 hours of Vivaldi or Wagner.

atcually, there is a posisble minor problem with classical music in prisons- it helps you concentrate. Not the best thing if they're concentrating on planning an escape.

[Ophbalance]

"Oh, lad I dunno where ya been, but I see ya won first prize!"

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Something to do with a drunk Scottsman.

[fireheart]

atcually, there is a posisble minor problem with classical music in prisons- it helps you concentrate. Not the best thing if they're concentrating on planning an escape.

That's easy to rectify....play songs from Old Musicals ie Sound of Music.

One place somewhere managed to drive out their unwanted customers by playing "My Favourite Things"

[Ironclad Alibi]

"Oh, lad I dunno where ya been, but I see ya won first prize!"

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The Drunken Scotsman.

[veniteangeli]

I don't see what the problem is, personally. If you don't like the rules in prison, then don't do whatever shit you did that landed you in prison. This is not a tea party gentlemen. You are being punished for breaking the law. Be grateful you have a TV at all, as another commenter said, and you're not out breaking rocks all day.

[fireheart]

I don't see what the problem is, personally. If you don't like the rules in prison, then don't do whatever shit you did that landed you in prison. This is not a tea party gentlemen. You are being punished for breaking the law. Be grateful you have a TV at all, as another commenter said, and you're not out breaking rocks all day.

Or putting up circus tents.

*dances off singing the Song Of The Roustabouts*

[wolfie]

"Oh, lad I dunno where ya been, but I see ya won first prize!"

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Can't get YouTube (system is too old, and dialup), so I can't check if that's the song I remember, but it dealt with a young (didn't say, but implication was older than "jailbait") woman tying the ribbon from her hair around what she found on checking "what's worn under a kilt" upon finding a passed-out Scotsman.

Of course, the lyrics were not written by a REAL Scotsman, since they refer to a kilt as a "skirt" in one line.

[JarethsPet]

I love your stories! It's hilarious how they think they're so entitled when there is a reason why they are there.