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    Background: I work as a security guard, for a large company. My company also provides security for some advance screenings of movies, which I've been doing on my days off for some extra hours and money.

    I've worked at several different screenings. The security requirements are different for every movie. Generally speaking if I work at a screening and the movie is due to come out soon-ish, we have more relaxed procedures. I've worked at a few movies where we only had a guard in the projectionist booth and a guard or two in the theater (with night vision goggles), making sure people aren't using their phones, tablets, or other recording devices in the theater.

    Then we have screenings of movies where the movie isn't even due to be released until next month. We have stricter security procedures for those, and those are where we deal with the majority of the sucky movie customers.

    At the really advanced screenings our procedures are that we have a guard (or 2) scan people with a metal detecting wand, then if they have a cell phone with a camera, or a tablet, or any type of recording device they must leave it with us or bring it to the car. We also look in all purses and bags. We do not touch them, we ask the person to open it, and we look inside to make sure they haven't stashed anything in there they shouldn't have. We always announce this stuff ahead of time so people can bring their stuff back out to their car, and so they can't claim they didn't know.

    Also the majority of the people who attend these screenings, received free tickets, and it's printed on the tickets, that no phones, tablets, or recording devices will be allowed.

    We had a guy who was angry with us for having the nerve to search his briefcase. He yelled that, "It's only books! I'm allowed to have books in there for god's sake!" If you intend to bring a bag into the theater it's going to get searched, regardless of what you claim is inside.

    We also had one woman who refused to leave her cell phone with us or take it out to her car. She told us she was going to complain at the box office because it was ridiculous. Lady we don't set the rules, we just enforce them, and the theater didn't set the rules either, the studio did. She complained to the box office, and they refunded what she had spent at the concession stand but that was it.

    I dealt with one girl who didn't want to give me her phone. Ok, fine, you can put it in your car if you'd like. She doesn't have a car.. She demands an explanation. I tell her that since this is an advance screening, the studio has decided not to allow camera phones, tablets or recording devices. This explanation wasn't good enough for her. She told me the reason I gave her was stupid and demanded a better explanation. I repeated myself again, and told her she would have to leave the cell phone with us or not be allowed in to the movie. She went storming off to the end of the hallway to call her dad and whine about how mean we were for not letting her have her cell phone and what should she do. She wound up leaving the phone with us, but given the death glares she was shooting us, she was not happy about it.

    When people would leave their phones with us, we had them fill out a waiver. It basically says we're not responsible for your phone if something happens to it, and if you forget it, then we will take it to our main office, and you will have to go there to pick it up. It also had a part at the bottom where people would print their name, sign it, leave an alternate phone number, then put the date.

    We had several people who didn't know what the term alternate phone number meant. We also had several people who thought that the form stated we would accept all liability for their phones, and give them a replacement phone or money for a new phone if theirs was lost. No, that's not how it works, read the form.

    And people who would complain that they had never had to deal with this before and they'd went to a theater that was owned by the same company in a different city and they didn't have to deal with these security measures. Yeah well we have no control over that. Then there were the people who asked if we have ever lost a cell phone. Nope, not yet...

    In addition to making everyone fill out a waiver we also gave them half a ticket stub while we kept the other half and put the phone, waiver, and ticket together in a Ziploc baggie, to make it easier to keep track of everything. We also had two guards, one male, one female watching the phones at all times. (We put them all in a see through plastic tote).

    At the end of the movie, people came back out and we asked them to read off the last 3 digits of their ticket, then we would find the matching ticket, and phone number. People were really impatient to get their phones back. Multiple people tried putting their hands in the tote, to just grab their phones out. We had to tell them multiple times, that they weren't allowed to put their hands in the tote, they could point to their phone, but that was it.

    People were also ignoring us about reading off their ticket numbers and would just yell, Oh I have the IPhone, yeah and so do about 20 other people, that doesn't help any. It was helpful when people would describe the color, or appearance of it a bit, but we still had to verify the tickets matched up, because I could easily see someone trying to get a new and upgraded phone out of the deal.

    We also had people panicking because they were the first ones to drop their phones off, and the first ones to come pick them up, and their phones were buried at the bottom of the tote, and it took a few minutes of searching to find the right one.

    It was kind of hectic and busy but everyone did get their phones back, none were lost, stolen, or forgotten. We did let people bring in their phones if they didn't have a camera, and were turned off, or if they had a valid reason for needing one. Saying, "My phone is like my child, I can't live without it," (yes multiple people said that), isn't a valid reason. The guy who worked for the Department of Homeland Security (he showed us his ID card too), had a valid reason.

    It's fun and I get to see movies early and for free and I get to make some extra money out of it. I just forgot how annoying dealing with the public can be.

  • #2
    I have never understood the obsession with seeing a poorly made copy of an advanced showing on the internet. I'd rather wait until the movie comes out and see it in all its glory and actually ENJOY the show than get eye strain and a headache by watching a piss poor copy or worse, making one.

    But really, the reasoning of the theater shouldn't be that hard to understand, even if the logic is flawed (people will still come see the movie in the theater even if they see it early on the net because no one wants to see a piss poor copy).
    They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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    • #3
      StarWars

      Loved the story of one of my brothers, whos best friend got a pirate copy of StarWars and thought it was great but a little short since it only lasted 25 minutes!

      And he paid big bucks for his pirate tape.

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      • #4
        I'm sure one of my former coworkers looks super suspicious at the movies, or anywhere in public. She's a real "bag lady" in the sense that she always has a diaper bag size purse, full of magazines and books. And snacks.

        We went to a few movies together, and before the lights went down, she was showing me recipes for cheesecakes and whatnot. She also brings those for entertainment when she goes out to eat if she's alone.
        You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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        • #5
          More proof that people have become addicted to their phones. "I can't live without it!" Really? Wonder how people survived when they had to leave the house before cell phones were invented. Gahhhh....
          When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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          • #6
            Quoth MoonCat View Post
            More proof that people have become addicted to their phones. "I can't live without it!" Really? Wonder how people survived when they had to leave the house before cell phones were invented. Gahhhh....
            Sounds like something my SO would say . . . "Hell, we lived for decades without cell phones and survived just fine."

            But then, back when he was growing up, there were no cell phones. You had a phone mounted on the wall at the general store, 'cause most folks didn't have one in their houses.
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • #7
              Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
              Sounds like something my SO would say . . . "Hell, we lived for decades without cell phones and survived just fine."

              But then, back when he was growing up, there were no cell phones. You had a phone mounted on the wall at the general store, 'cause most folks didn't have one in their houses.
              When I was a kid we didn't have a phone in our flat, we had to go downstairs to my grandparents' flat and use theirs. My dad just didn't want to pay for a phone
              When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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              • #8
                Quoth MoonCat View Post
                When I was a kid we didn't have a phone in our flat, we had to go downstairs to my grandparents' flat and use theirs. My dad just didn't want to pay for a phone
                I remember up until around the early 1970's or so we had a 2 or 3 party phone line. that got weird at times.

                My Aunt kept her rotary dial phone unitl the mid 1990's when she moved into a new apt complex (she lived in the previous apt complex for like 45 years)
                I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
                -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


                "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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                • #9
                  Sounds like a headache all right, screenname. Saddest part is, those people know why they can't have their phone, they just think they're special. How they get that notion, I have no idea.
                  My stock response to "Blargle Place down the street let's me...." was usually just a non-committal "Huh" as deadpan as possible.

                  Possible recommendation on the phone retrieval business: you guys call out the numbers. That way you're in charge, no random number shouting, and since it's a less chaotic process, probably less inclination to grab.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth MoonCat View Post
                    More proof that people have become addicted to their phones. "I can't live without it!" Really? Wonder how people survived when they had to leave the house before cell phones were invented. Gahhhh....
                    With much annoyance. Once my mom couldn't figure out where to pick me up at school for the better part of an hour because she was at the wrong door - and we both kept going from one side of the school to another to find each other.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth MoonCat View Post
                      More proof that people have become addicted to their phones. "I can't live without it!" Really? Wonder how people survived when they had to leave the house before cell phones were invented. Gahhhh....
                      Back when I still had my Dumb Phone, and was shopping around for a Smart Phone, my one friend said on my Facebook page that I should get an iPhone, because "it will change your life."

                      No, it won't. It's a fucking phone.

                      I got a killer phone (Samsung Galaxy SIII), and it's made a few things in my life easier, changed the way I do a few minor things, and gotten me addicted to Angry Birds Star Wars, but changed my life! Fuck no. Until phones get so smart that they start making me drinks, doing my grocery shopping, folding my laundry, or blowing me, they are NOT life changers.

                      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                      Still A Customer."

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Jester View Post
                        or blowing me
                        That would give new meaning to the term "phone sex."
                        Sometimes life is altered.
                        Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
                        Uneasy with confrontation.
                        Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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                        • #13
                          Quoth sms001 View Post
                          Possible recommendation on the phone retrieval business: you guys call out the numbers. That way you're in charge, no random number shouting, and since it's a less chaotic process, probably less inclination to grab.
                          That's a good one, or you get people to line up (what a concept, can a herd of angry cows learn to queue?) and have them tell you their phone numbers one by one. Dial the number, grab the phone that rings, match up the ticket number and they're off.

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                          • #14
                            Those are both good suggestions. But I think it would be chaotic no matter how we do it. These types of screenings draw huge crowds. The ones I've worked at we've expected around 230ish people and had at least 200 show up.

                            Then you figure we have anywhere from 50-100 phones left with us, if not more, I have no idea, I don't ever bother to count them all up. Even though it is chaotic it typically only takes us 10-15 minutes total to get all the phones back to their owners so it's not too bad.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth boringscreenname View Post
                              It was kind of hectic and busy but everyone did get their phones back, none were lost, stolen, or forgotten. We did let people bring in their phones if they didn't have a camera, and were turned off, or if they had a valid reason for needing one. Saying, "My phone is like my child, I can't live without it," (yes multiple people said that), isn't a valid reason. The guy who worked for the Department of Homeland Security (he showed us his ID card too), had a valid reason.
                              For valid reasons, I'd imagine that "If I'm not at the hospital in 30 minutes after they call, somebody else gets the kidney" would count. As for people who are "on call" for their job, where do you draw the line? A specialist doctor (cardiologist, neurosurgeon, etc), or (small town) the only member of the volunteer fire department currently in town who's qualified to operate a certain piece of equipment would probably be in the "OK, carry your phone" category, but someone who works at the local "hamburger hut" and whose manager requires a certain number of workers to be on-call at any given time in case someone calls out would be "you can either store your phone with us or not see the movie".

                              I'd guess it would be cases that are (literally) life-and-death that would be allowed to hang onto their phones.
                              Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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