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    A man came up and started yelling at CW because we didn't have a certain novelty product he wanted. He started in on how he could get them at all these other stores owned by [company] but not ours and then he went on this HUGE rant about how corporations were screwing everyone over and corporations this and corporations that.

    Me: Well you could always go live in communist China. I'm sure you'd love that.
    SC: I'M AN AMURRRCAN! I AIN'T NO JAP OR WHATEVER.
    Me: *walking away but loud enough that he heard* Then I guess you'll have to deal with corporate America. *shrug*

    Apparently, according to CW, he stopped bitching but he looked pretty shaken and kept staring off at the door to the back room where I'd gone.

    I almost drilled into him for the word "Jap" since that's just...like...I could have slapped him in the face.

  • #2
    Quoth Gaki View Post
    He started in on how he could get them at all these other stores owned by [company] but not ours and then he went on this HUGE rant about how corporations were screwing everyone over and corporations this and corporations that.
    So why the hell don't you go to those other stores and get your crap there?

    Moron.

    "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
    Still A Customer."

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    • #3
      O boy. that was rude of him on more than one fact. Not just the racial slur, but assuming Chinese and Japanese are the same. what a jerk.

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      • #4
        I would like to smack that mouth.

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        • #5
          Not sure what got him looking "shaken" at the end but whatever it was, good for it (or perhaps the OP, if it was something you said). What a waste of oxygen.

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          • #6
            You handled it well. Sometimes it's best to just get away from them, they cannot be reasoned with.

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            • #7
              "I'm sorry we can't help you today, Mr. Colter."

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              • #8
                Quoth Smapti View Post
                "I'm sorry we can't help you today, Mr. Colter."
                WE THE PEOPLE!!!
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                There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                • #9
                  What an ignorant individual. I'd like to slap him across the face for something like that, but I'll have to be content that he'll say something offensive to the wrong person.
                  Some people just need a high five...

                  In the face with the back of a chair....

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Pixilated View Post
                    Not sure what got him looking "shaken" at the end but whatever it was, good for it (or perhaps the OP, if it was something you said). What a waste of oxygen.
                    Probably was the shock of his brain screeching to a halt as he realized OH SNAP GAKI'S RIGHT.
                    By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

                    "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Seraph View Post
                      Probably was the shock of his brain screeching to a halt as he realized OH SNAP GAKI'S RIGHT.
                      I'm too cynical to believe that. I think he was more shaken because "THE RETAIL DRONE WALKED AWAY FROM ME BUT I'M A CUSTOMER AND ANNA 'MURICAN WHAAAT?!"
                      PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Eevie View Post
                        What an ignorant individual. I'd like to slap him across the face for something like that, but I'll have to be content that he'll say something offensive to the wrong person.
                        That is my hope as well. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when that happens!
                        If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth pzychobitch View Post
                          That is my hope as well. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when that happens!
                          Oh, if only!
                          Some people just need a high five...

                          In the face with the back of a chair....

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                          • #14
                            I'm not allowed to spew racist comments? I thought this was AMERICA!

                            Good old Randy Marsh!
                            Last edited by Mr Hero; 06-22-2013, 07:30 AM.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                              I'm not allowed to spew racist comments? I thought this was AMERICA!
                              AH GOT MAH RAHTS! YA'LL CAIN'T TEH ME NOT TA SAY THAT!
                              Actually, we can.
                              NO YA CAIN'T!
                              Yes, we can.
                              THE FURST AMENMENT!
                              Only protects you from the government doing it. We're not the government.
                              FUCK YOU!
                              Yes, I expected that response.
                              PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

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