This is my first post so I'll start with a little bg: I work full-time afternoon (check-in) shift at a 75 room branded motel. We only have 4 different room types, with our most expensive room being a kitchenette. We also have a strict policy of not taking debit or cash deposits because of, well, idiots. /bg
Me: Super awesome desk clerk, call me Skittles
SC: They never fail to surprise me
GP: Greyhound passenger. There is a Greyhound Station close by and for some reason people like to come straight to us for anything and everything. And most times they are annoying, especially since they aren't guests.
No credit card? Not my problem
*phone rings, opening spiel*
SC: Hi, I'd like to make a reservation for tonight for 2 people
Me: *takes info* Ok may I please have your credit card number to guarantee the room?
SC: Oh umm I was going to pay cash for the room.
Me: I'm sorry, but we require a credit card for incidentals. I can not take a cash deposit.
SC: Whaaattt? Are you seeerrriiouuus?Whiiinnneee!!!!!
oh no not one of these...
Me: I'm very sorry I do not make the rules. May I suggest another hotel that will take cash?
SC: no that's ok *click*
3 minutes later...
*phone rings, spiel*
SC's Boyfriend: Yeah hi we just tried to book a room. I have a Visa debit can we use that?
Me: I'm sorry, but those do not ring in as credit in our system. Unfortunately we need an actual credit card.
SCBF: But it SAYS Visa!! It should be able to be used as one!!
Me: They won't work properly, and I can not take a debit deposit. I'm sorry I didn't choose the machine we use.
SCBF: garblegarble*click*
3 minutes later...
*phone rings, rinse repeat*
SC: Hi it's me again...
*yippee*
SC: and I'd like to use my mother's credit card. I can get her to phone you
Me: Miss we can't take a credit card number over the phone for that. If I were to let you do that I'd need your mother to come in and show me ID and sign for the room.
SC: But she lives in [bumfooknowhereville] and that's not possible!!
Me: Once again I am sorry, however it is illegal for me to take a card without verifying the owner. As well I can't send you a credit card authorization form, as we only take those from reputable companies (that's another story as to why we have that policy).
SC: You are making it VERY difficult to stay at your hotel tonight!!
Yeah, and you are making it very difficult to end this conversation. Was it THAT important that you stayed with us instead of any of the 4 hotels in town that do take cash?
No.. I'm really not lying to you sir
This guy was just... strange.
Me: Hi how are you tonight, sir?
SC: *mumble mumble* suite... yes?
Me: I didn't catch that sir
SC: I need a suite. Or a room with a sofa bed.
Me: We don't have suites here sir. I have a room with 2 queen beds, or a room with 1 queen bed, a double pull-out sofa, and a kitchen unit. Though that is all in 1 room.
SC: Whats the price on the second room?
Me: How many people are in your party?
SC: Me and my wife and my son
Me: How old is your son?
SC: He is disabled! He has [some sort of disorder I do not recall]
Me: *Wtf buddy just a number not your life story* What's his age?
SC: ... 18.
Me: Ok for 3 adults the price is $1xx.xx plus tax, includes breakfast, parking and wifi (yes we are an expensive motel. It's because of the location)
SC: *stares at me hard* THAT's the price?
Me: Yes sir.
*I haggle him down 10 percent, but refuse to go lower as he was being a pain and demanding a better rate*
SC: Can I see the room?
So I make him up keys and show him on the map which room it is. 5 minutes later he comes back to the lobby and wants to know the price of the double queen, and to see it. He checks the second room, and comes back to the desk this time with a weird look on his face.
SC: I'm VERY sorry I offended you, please I do not think we can stay here tonight.
Me:... what?...ok?
SC: I'll be going now you have a nice night *scuttles out of lobby as fast as he can*
Out of curiosity, and of course because I'm supposed to, I go to both rooms to make sure he didn't shop at a five finger discount, and to see what offended him so much. Both rooms were perfectly fine. Maybe he was used to staying in suites with more room, but it was still really weird.
Freeloader? Go away
I had a guy tonight wander into my lobby from the parking lot, so I thought he was a guest at first. We're gonna call him Hockey Guy
HG: Hi, yeah, is the hockey game on? *points to TV that is off in our breaky area*
Me: Oh yeah it's on I just don't know what channel?
HG: Well could you turn it on for me? I'd like to catch the end of the game.
Me: Oh yeah I guess so *reaches for remote*
HG: Yeah I've been all over town looking for a place to watch the game
Me: Oh, you're not a guest here?
HG: I've stayed here before, that counts right??!!
Me: No, sorry, TV is for guest use only. You can't stay in the lobby if you are not a guest at this time.
HG: aww really...
Me: Next door is a pub and they have the game on *points* it's right across the parking lot over there...
Like really buddy you expect me to just let you chill in here to watch the game? I have work to do this is a place of business. I don't mind when guests want to watch something (though it's not very common they go to their rooms) but not just randoms off the street. I doubt he's ever stayed over, either.
To bread or not to bread
*guy comes over from the bus station next door while I'm outside smoking*
Greyhound Passenger: Hi can I ask you a weird question?
Me: Uhh sure I suppose? *Oh god what do you want*
GP: Me and my buddy are taking the bus and we have a lot of stuff to make sandwiches, but no bread. Can we get like an old loaf of bread from you? I mean I know you guys have breakfast here.
Me: Yeah no sorry we can't just give away bread to someone who is not a guest. And old bread gets thrown out for health safety reasons.
GP: But we neeed bread! Where is there to get bread around here? Would the gas station have some?
WHY WHY WHY are you berating me with these questions? and why are you NOW only looking for this, 5 minutes before your bus comes?
Me: Well you can try the gas station, or there is a grocery store down that road. It would be about a 5 minute walk there.
GP: 5 minutes?? Are you sure? I have a bus to catch. Ugh I really need bread!! Tell me the gas station has some.
Me: I'm not sure if it does, and in fact I doubt they do. The closest place would be the grocery store.
GP: I'm going to try the gas station.
Me: Yup you do that *escapes inside as he starts to leave*
I hope he never found any. Dumbass.
Me: Super awesome desk clerk, call me Skittles
SC: They never fail to surprise me
GP: Greyhound passenger. There is a Greyhound Station close by and for some reason people like to come straight to us for anything and everything. And most times they are annoying, especially since they aren't guests.
No credit card? Not my problem
*phone rings, opening spiel*
SC: Hi, I'd like to make a reservation for tonight for 2 people
Me: *takes info* Ok may I please have your credit card number to guarantee the room?
SC: Oh umm I was going to pay cash for the room.
Me: I'm sorry, but we require a credit card for incidentals. I can not take a cash deposit.
SC: Whaaattt? Are you seeerrriiouuus?Whiiinnneee!!!!!
oh no not one of these...
Me: I'm very sorry I do not make the rules. May I suggest another hotel that will take cash?
SC: no that's ok *click*
3 minutes later...
*phone rings, spiel*
SC's Boyfriend: Yeah hi we just tried to book a room. I have a Visa debit can we use that?
Me: I'm sorry, but those do not ring in as credit in our system. Unfortunately we need an actual credit card.
SCBF: But it SAYS Visa!! It should be able to be used as one!!
Me: They won't work properly, and I can not take a debit deposit. I'm sorry I didn't choose the machine we use.
SCBF: garblegarble*click*
3 minutes later...
*phone rings, rinse repeat*
SC: Hi it's me again...
*yippee*
SC: and I'd like to use my mother's credit card. I can get her to phone you
Me: Miss we can't take a credit card number over the phone for that. If I were to let you do that I'd need your mother to come in and show me ID and sign for the room.
SC: But she lives in [bumfooknowhereville] and that's not possible!!
Me: Once again I am sorry, however it is illegal for me to take a card without verifying the owner. As well I can't send you a credit card authorization form, as we only take those from reputable companies (that's another story as to why we have that policy).
SC: You are making it VERY difficult to stay at your hotel tonight!!
Yeah, and you are making it very difficult to end this conversation. Was it THAT important that you stayed with us instead of any of the 4 hotels in town that do take cash?
No.. I'm really not lying to you sir
This guy was just... strange.
Me: Hi how are you tonight, sir?
SC: *mumble mumble* suite... yes?
Me: I didn't catch that sir
SC: I need a suite. Or a room with a sofa bed.
Me: We don't have suites here sir. I have a room with 2 queen beds, or a room with 1 queen bed, a double pull-out sofa, and a kitchen unit. Though that is all in 1 room.
SC: Whats the price on the second room?
Me: How many people are in your party?
SC: Me and my wife and my son
Me: How old is your son?
SC: He is disabled! He has [some sort of disorder I do not recall]
Me: *Wtf buddy just a number not your life story* What's his age?
SC: ... 18.
Me: Ok for 3 adults the price is $1xx.xx plus tax, includes breakfast, parking and wifi (yes we are an expensive motel. It's because of the location)
SC: *stares at me hard* THAT's the price?
Me: Yes sir.
*I haggle him down 10 percent, but refuse to go lower as he was being a pain and demanding a better rate*
SC: Can I see the room?
So I make him up keys and show him on the map which room it is. 5 minutes later he comes back to the lobby and wants to know the price of the double queen, and to see it. He checks the second room, and comes back to the desk this time with a weird look on his face.
SC: I'm VERY sorry I offended you, please I do not think we can stay here tonight.
Me:... what?...ok?
SC: I'll be going now you have a nice night *scuttles out of lobby as fast as he can*
Out of curiosity, and of course because I'm supposed to, I go to both rooms to make sure he didn't shop at a five finger discount, and to see what offended him so much. Both rooms were perfectly fine. Maybe he was used to staying in suites with more room, but it was still really weird.
Freeloader? Go away
I had a guy tonight wander into my lobby from the parking lot, so I thought he was a guest at first. We're gonna call him Hockey Guy
HG: Hi, yeah, is the hockey game on? *points to TV that is off in our breaky area*
Me: Oh yeah it's on I just don't know what channel?
HG: Well could you turn it on for me? I'd like to catch the end of the game.
Me: Oh yeah I guess so *reaches for remote*
HG: Yeah I've been all over town looking for a place to watch the game
Me: Oh, you're not a guest here?
HG: I've stayed here before, that counts right??!!
Me: No, sorry, TV is for guest use only. You can't stay in the lobby if you are not a guest at this time.
HG: aww really...
Me: Next door is a pub and they have the game on *points* it's right across the parking lot over there...
Like really buddy you expect me to just let you chill in here to watch the game? I have work to do this is a place of business. I don't mind when guests want to watch something (though it's not very common they go to their rooms) but not just randoms off the street. I doubt he's ever stayed over, either.
To bread or not to bread
*guy comes over from the bus station next door while I'm outside smoking*
Greyhound Passenger: Hi can I ask you a weird question?
Me: Uhh sure I suppose? *Oh god what do you want*
GP: Me and my buddy are taking the bus and we have a lot of stuff to make sandwiches, but no bread. Can we get like an old loaf of bread from you? I mean I know you guys have breakfast here.
Me: Yeah no sorry we can't just give away bread to someone who is not a guest. And old bread gets thrown out for health safety reasons.
GP: But we neeed bread! Where is there to get bread around here? Would the gas station have some?
WHY WHY WHY are you berating me with these questions? and why are you NOW only looking for this, 5 minutes before your bus comes?
Me: Well you can try the gas station, or there is a grocery store down that road. It would be about a 5 minute walk there.
GP: 5 minutes?? Are you sure? I have a bus to catch. Ugh I really need bread!! Tell me the gas station has some.
Me: I'm not sure if it does, and in fact I doubt they do. The closest place would be the grocery store.
GP: I'm going to try the gas station.
Me: Yup you do that *escapes inside as he starts to leave*
I hope he never found any. Dumbass.
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