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So I was working early on the night about midnight, bored as hell. I look at the security cameras, which show the view of the back and see an old man, hence called banana boy (BB), prowling around there. He goes up the street, be himself, past the parking, down again, for so many times that I consider calling the police. Really I lost count of how time times he prowled. He certainly looks suspicious. He looks like he's looking for something. The entrance? But everyone knows the entrance is on the front right? There is an entrance on the back but no one uses it. And I mean no one. I don't know why.
He disappears from sight and I guess he uses it because I see him coming from the back of the building. I poke my head out and ask if he's alright. he seems edgy kind of strung out.
Me: Insomniacs should sleep and stay asleep
BB: Banana boy
Me: Can I help you?
BB: No I uh....was....just looking for ah....a banana.
Me: Banana?
BB: Yes a banana.
Me: Er...I'm sorry, but we have no bananas this time of night.
BB: *surprised* You sure?
Me: Yeah
BB: Positive?
Me: Yeaaaap.
BB: So....you're tellin' me....you don't have bananas till morning?
It will help me sleep.
Me: Yep. I'm sorry.
BB: Ha. Ha. *leaves, rolling eyes*
Can you believe 5 years working here I've never been asked for a banana? And what's up with him prowling around our property like that. Makes me wish sleeping gas were legal.
P.S I googled "does bananas make you sleep" and the internet (yahoo) said yes. Then I googled, "Does a banana give you energy" and the internet (yahoo) said yes. So....sleepy energy? Energized sleep?
Oh well IDC.
He disappears from sight and I guess he uses it because I see him coming from the back of the building. I poke my head out and ask if he's alright. he seems edgy kind of strung out.
Me: Insomniacs should sleep and stay asleep
BB: Banana boy
Me: Can I help you?
BB: No I uh....was....just looking for ah....a banana.
Me: Banana?
BB: Yes a banana.
Me: Er...I'm sorry, but we have no bananas this time of night.
BB: *surprised* You sure?
Me: Yeah
BB: Positive?
Me: Yeaaaap.
BB: So....you're tellin' me....you don't have bananas till morning?
It will help me sleep.Me: Yep. I'm sorry.
BB: Ha. Ha. *leaves, rolling eyes*
Can you believe 5 years working here I've never been asked for a banana? And what's up with him prowling around our property like that. Makes me wish sleeping gas were legal.
P.S I googled "does bananas make you sleep" and the internet (yahoo) said yes. Then I googled, "Does a banana give you energy" and the internet (yahoo) said yes. So....sleepy energy? Energized sleep?
Oh well IDC.
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