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  • #1

    you WILL cash this check

    Woman comes in to cash a check, she does not have an account. I tell her there will be a fee.

    Customer: oh no there won't be a fee

    Me: you could open an account

    Customer: I will not open an account. You will cash this check and you will not charge a fee

    Me: I can't do that

    Customer: you can and you will....go get me your manager

    Manager: we're not waiving the fee unless you open an account

    Customer: You will cash this check and without a fee and without an account or I'm calling the police

    Manager: you may do that


    Customer stomps off, looks back at my manager


    Customer: I hope you die and burn in hell, you miserable cunt

    Then she bumps into a woman coming

    Customer: out of the way, fat bitch
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  • #2
    Gotta love it when they try to pull a "Jedi mind trick" on you.
    Sometimes life is altered.
    Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
    Uneasy with confrontation.
    Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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    • #3
      I sigh in disgust every time some "consumer advice" article or blog presents the Jedi Mind Trick as a valid negotiating technique. It. Does. Not. Work. (At least, it's not going to get the person behind the counter to do anything they wouldn't do anyway.)

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      • #4
        The Force was not strong with this one. But I do love to listen to the SCs try.

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        • #5
          Seriously, why do the consumer advice people ALWAYS insist that's the best way to get what you want? No, more than half the time, it WON'T get you what you want. It just labels you as an entitled bitch and very rapidly reduces the likelihood that the wage slaves you're speaking to will do anything beyond the absolute minimum.
          PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

          There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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          • #6
            But did she use the hand gestures too? BEcause if she didn't, that's why it didn't work..

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            • #7
              Also, using a Mind Trick probably requires the user to have a mind in the first place...
              "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
              "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
              "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
              "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
              "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
              "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
              Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
              "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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              • #8
                This is not the bank you're looking for.

                SC
                "...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I

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                • #9
                  Quoth MadMike View Post
                  Gotta love it when they try to pull a "Jedi mind trick" on you.
                  That was my first thought too.

                  Quoth BroSCFischer View Post
                  This is not the bank you're looking for.

                  SC
                  OMG, you should have come back with this! It would've been priceless! (Assuming your management folks have a sense of humour, that is.)

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                  • #10
                    SC waves hand

                    "These are not the fees I will be paying for."

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                    • #11
                      (After Bank Manager caves and lets the woman cash her check without ID or fees):

                      You: "You were right... Tell the Bank Manager.. you were right.."

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                      • #12
                        I do find it terribly amusing that she thought she could manipulate people working at a bank where she didn't even have an account
                        "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                        "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                        "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                        "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                        "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                        "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                        Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                        "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                        • #13
                          Hmmm, I smell a fake, or possibly stolen, check....
                          When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                          • #14
                            I think Mooncat's right about that. Either that or SC thought that service people have weak minds.
                            I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                            Who is John Galt?
                            -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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                            • #15
                              She's lucky the "fat bitch" didn't put her through a window.

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