I dunno how sucky this was... but confusing as hell... and well, funny.
Potential guests walk in and want to know about reservations, they ask the price and everything is going fine then they ask,
"Is this a hotel or a motel?"
"Uh... its a hotel."
::Turns to the people she's with::
"Its a hotel."
::much muttering and mumbling::
"Oh, well then. Have a good night."
::And they walk out::

Now, I am a travel agent who moonlights (ha ha see what I did there) as a Night Auditor in a hotel. There USED to be a difference between hotels and motels, but now-a-days the differences are MOSTLY semantics (as in one's name starts with an "H" and the other with an "M") Motels are supposed to always be near major roads, but even that isn't always the case. So why, exactly, it would matter if a property is one or the other is a *COMPLETE* mystery to me.
To make it better, last night someone called in to make sure we were a Hotel not a Motel, and were glad that they "didn't need to cancel" because HOTEL!
Was there a 60 minutes special or something? Maybe an email going around?

In other news, I am escaping this place for a whole week and a half starting tomorrow, I have no intention of being completely sober at any point for the entire time (excluding driving I guess).
Potential guests walk in and want to know about reservations, they ask the price and everything is going fine then they ask,
"Is this a hotel or a motel?"
"Uh... its a hotel."
::Turns to the people she's with::
"Its a hotel."
::much muttering and mumbling::
"Oh, well then. Have a good night."
::And they walk out::

Now, I am a travel agent who moonlights (ha ha see what I did there) as a Night Auditor in a hotel. There USED to be a difference between hotels and motels, but now-a-days the differences are MOSTLY semantics (as in one's name starts with an "H" and the other with an "M") Motels are supposed to always be near major roads, but even that isn't always the case. So why, exactly, it would matter if a property is one or the other is a *COMPLETE* mystery to me.
To make it better, last night someone called in to make sure we were a Hotel not a Motel, and were glad that they "didn't need to cancel" because HOTEL!
Was there a 60 minutes special or something? Maybe an email going around?

In other news, I am escaping this place for a whole week and a half starting tomorrow, I have no intention of being completely sober at any point for the entire time (excluding driving I guess).
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