My BTMF acts up today!

[Sandiercy]

Brain to Mouth Filter for all you Plebes.

I manage a board game store and my boss is essentially Gord 2.0 (so I can get away with saying these things sometimes).

Me: Awesome game store manager
SC: Not quite an SC but funny
SCF: SC's friend, very nice person and funny

Me: *Opening Spiel*
SC: You have games here.
Me: Why yes, yes we do.
SC: Do we buy these games here? *puts 2 games on counter*
Me: No, I just stand behind the cash register for fun.
SC: *totally not getting the joke* Well, ring me out anyway.
Me: Ok, Total is.....
SCF: You can give me the money if you want *to SC*
SC: He (me) doesnt like that kind of funny.
Me: Hey, that is my kind of funny, I like you! (to SCF)
SC: *Cat Butt Face, stalks out (after paying for game of course)*

[Crossbow]

Sounds like somebody's sarcasm processor failed to boot this morning (customer's, not yours.)

Eitehr that, or he's just stuck in the sarchasm (canyon between a sarcastic comment and understanding it, for all you Plebes...)