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The other night I'm working delivery driver at the pizza place when an online order for about $60 comes through with an $8 tip pre-paid to a credit card. The instructions on the order were to call the customer when the driver arrived. There are two different phone numbers listed, so when I get to the building I call the first number and no one picks up.. so I try the other number.
SC: Hello?
ME: Hello this is (name of pizza place). I'm just outside your building.. I was told to call when I arrived?
SC: Who is this?
(Imagine the bitchiest tone you can possibly imagine)
ME: (name of pizza place again)...
SC: Yeah? So? What do you want me to do about it?
ME: Is this (full name of customer)?
SC: Yes it is..where are you? I don't see a pizza delivery.. I'm standing right on my balcony! I don't see nobody!
ME: Well I'm standing right by the front entrance. I've got a bunch of food here for you.. All I need is to give it to you and I'll be on my way.. It's all been prepaid tip included..
SC: My stupid sister bought that food for me! All I said to her was I'm hungry! I didn't tell her to order me a bunch of food! God!!!
(At this point I'm thinking what an ungrateful bitch.)
ME: Wow!! Well, that's awefully nice of her. There's like $60 worth of food here..
SC: Well, where are you?
ME: I am right outside the main entrance of your apartment building. Building C is it?
SC: I don't see a pizza topper on any cars!
ME: My car doesn't have a pizza topper on it..
SC: What! Why not!?
I take a moment, frusterated I let out an audible sigh.
ME: It's a blue truck. I'm in a white shirt.
SC:....
ME: So.. Do you want to ring me in your building?
SC: No! I can't let you in! That's against the law!
ME: Uhhh....O...k...? So do you want to come down and get your food?
SC: Just come to the balcony I'm on the ground floor you idiot! I didn't even eant any food!
ME: Look lady.. I just go where the address says. Do you think you can make just the slightest effort to get your food so I can be on my way?
( At this point I'm looking around.. I see an arm waving From behind a bush That sits in front of a balcony on the bottom floor.. There's no way I could have seen them with about 20 different balconies all of them offering very narrow views as to what's inside.. but I guarantee they could see me the whole time.. I hand them their food at which point they immediately begin scarfing it down before I'm even back to my car.. never showing any gratitude towards me for delivering it or their sister who just paid $60 worth of food.. the sister must be some kind of saint.
SC: Hello?
ME: Hello this is (name of pizza place). I'm just outside your building.. I was told to call when I arrived?
SC: Who is this?
(Imagine the bitchiest tone you can possibly imagine)
ME: (name of pizza place again)...
SC: Yeah? So? What do you want me to do about it?
ME: Is this (full name of customer)?
SC: Yes it is..where are you? I don't see a pizza delivery.. I'm standing right on my balcony! I don't see nobody!
ME: Well I'm standing right by the front entrance. I've got a bunch of food here for you.. All I need is to give it to you and I'll be on my way.. It's all been prepaid tip included..
SC: My stupid sister bought that food for me! All I said to her was I'm hungry! I didn't tell her to order me a bunch of food! God!!!
(At this point I'm thinking what an ungrateful bitch.)
ME: Wow!! Well, that's awefully nice of her. There's like $60 worth of food here..
SC: Well, where are you?
ME: I am right outside the main entrance of your apartment building. Building C is it?
SC: I don't see a pizza topper on any cars!
ME: My car doesn't have a pizza topper on it..
SC: What! Why not!?
I take a moment, frusterated I let out an audible sigh.
ME: It's a blue truck. I'm in a white shirt.
SC:....
ME: So.. Do you want to ring me in your building?
SC: No! I can't let you in! That's against the law!
ME: Uhhh....O...k...? So do you want to come down and get your food?
SC: Just come to the balcony I'm on the ground floor you idiot! I didn't even eant any food!
ME: Look lady.. I just go where the address says. Do you think you can make just the slightest effort to get your food so I can be on my way?
( At this point I'm looking around.. I see an arm waving From behind a bush That sits in front of a balcony on the bottom floor.. There's no way I could have seen them with about 20 different balconies all of them offering very narrow views as to what's inside.. but I guarantee they could see me the whole time.. I hand them their food at which point they immediately begin scarfing it down before I'm even back to my car.. never showing any gratitude towards me for delivering it or their sister who just paid $60 worth of food.. the sister must be some kind of saint.
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