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  • It's your sunny disposition...

    ...that's sure to land you that job.

    Sucky encounter today at a Volkswagen dealer...

    ME: Lovely lady tow truck driver (what I heard from the service guy)
    SUL: Sucky Unemployed Lady

    I dropped a Jetta off at the dealership today and after I ran the keys in, I was walking back out to the truck and this middle-aged lady, bleached blonde hair, nicely dressed, pulled up to me and the following ensued:

    SUL: Excuse me, ma'am?
    ME: Yes?
    SUL: *says something in audible as I was standing right next to my 13 ton diesel flatbed truck - I needed to get closer toher*
    ME: I'm sorry?
    SUL" COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE BUILDING 908 IS?
    ME: Hmm? What are you looking for? (thinking that if I heard the name of the building, I could better direct her)
    SUL: A JOB!
    ME: Well, I'm not sure, but I think....
    SUL: THANKS!!!

    and she sped off nearly running over my toes.

    ME: THANKS!!! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT JOB HUNT, I'M SURE THEY'LL HIRE YOU!!!! (said loudly with a smile on my face!)
    "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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    Yeah, you just go on wherever the hell you think I directed you. I'm sure they'll have applications a-flutterin' in the wind, just for you."
    "I call murder on that!"

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