The bathroom walls are not a community bulletin board

[protege]

It is the undisputed a**hole of the nation!

As a Pittsburgher, I think that title actually belongs to Philadelphia

*ducks*

[Primer]

And now, off topic, but in the interests of appreciating the fine arts, Geek King Productions is proud to bring you...

Great Moments in Public Toilet Poetry
as read by James Earl Jones and apologies to Bob & Tom
The first in a series

Here I sit, broken hearted...
Paid to poop, but only farted.

I went to visit family in Wausau for Spring Break

Spring Break in Wausau....that's just so, so wrong.
(I have family there, too.)

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Here I sit, broken hearted...
Paid to poop, but only farted.

And the flip-side:

Here I sit, victim of chance
Saved the dime, and shit my pants

[Freemage]

And now, off topic, but in the interests of appreciating the fine arts, Geek King Productions is proud to bring you...

Great Moments in Public Toilet Poetry
as read by James Earl Jones and apologies to Bob & Tom
The first in a series

The Lament

This is a TeePee
For you to peepee
Not a WigWam
To beat your tomtom

[XCashier]

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Great Moments in Public Toilet Poetry

If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Please be neat
And wipe the seat.

[purplecat41877]

If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Please be neat
And wipe the seat.

The store I work at also has this sign posted in the restrooms.

Unfortunately, not everyone follows it.

[greensinestro]

If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Please be neat
And wipe the seat.

Have you been in my house? I actually have this sign in two of my bathrooms, although the one the kids use often says "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, clean it up!"

[Buzzy]

Wow, I've actually never seen any racist remarks written in bathroom stalls before. Hehe... Back when I was in high school, there was this one stall in the ladie's bathroom that had "So-and-so is a Hoe!" and had a list of about 12 guys she had apparently slept with. I didn't know the girl personally (or any of the guys she slept with) so I don't know if it was true. It did give me a laugh, however!

[Will-Mun]

Slightly OT, but one year in high school someone from our rival town came by our school at night and spraypainted "EAT PU**Y BITCES" (sic) on our school's driveway. The administration had it covered as soon as school started, but it was seriously suggested to uncover at least the "BITCES" part. The rival school's football team's bus was also pulled over by my town's police on the way to the game because the coach had the bus pull over so that he and some players could move/knock down/deface signs supporting our team.
We won the game, by the way. Something like 40-odd to 7... *Daydreams about his football days*

I cannot for the life of me STAND this kind of behavior. The juvinial, immature, asinine targeting of another High School over something as meaningless as Football. I mean it is just mind boggleing how something like High School Footbal could drive kids to defaming PRIVATE property, which is as you know, a felony. The only thing worse than the kids taking it too far is when the Coach does. The Coach advocating this behavior...

And as for Redneck hicks waving the Confederate flag? I just loooooove the Hypocracy. You can go up to these guys and say this...

"Are you a Patriot...?"

Chances are they will answer "Yes" in an exagerated way involving 13 uses of the word 'Fuck', 'Bush administration', and 'Iraq'.

You then tell them...

"So why do you wave a flag that represents the south secedeing from America?"

Watch their dumbfounded look as they become stumped by the word secede.

[protege]

I cannot for the life of me STAND this kind of behavior. The juvinial, immature, asinine targeting of another High School over something as meaningless as Football.

Several years ago, my school caught our rivals damaging the football field. These idiots thought it would be funny to burn their school initials (E.F. if you're from the South Hills of Pittsburgh, you know who that is!) into our playing field. Imagine their surprise when the cops showed up and busted them! There had been problems with things "disappearing" from the school, mainly tools from the new addition, and vandalism (mainly spraypainting) of said addition. The cops just happened to be there on patrol... Not only did those kids have to pay for the damage, but give a *public* apology to our district because of it. How's that for karma?

[Pinkie]

Spring Break in Wausau....that's just so, so wrong.
(I have family there, too.)[/QUOTE]

It wouldn't have been so bad, but the weather was horrible (cold and snow) and my mother went off on another of her racist rants in front of my 12 year old... Lucky for me, I've taught him to know better and he promptly shook his head and left the room and ranted to me later about how crazy she is! Three days of her rants and cig smoke and I was glad to move on to greener pastures and went to stay w/ my sister for the rest of the week.