that would be considered theft...

[Bella_Vixen]

Last night, this girl came into the store to buy some smokey treats for her boyfriend, who was filling their car with gas. No problems so far.

He comes into the store and is the biggest asshat I have seen in a while (trust me, this is impressive). The kicker is that he wanted a cig while he hung up the nozzle so the gas could be paid for (which was a foreign concept to him). His GF told him, that I can't give him a cig because they haven't been paid for and that it would be considered theft. This concept completely blew his mind. He said a few rude things and left to hang up the nozzle.

I feel bad for his GF. This guy said something that she misheard, and he got in her face and DEMANDED to know what she thought he said, and wouldn't drop it when she told him that it wasn't important. I honestly thought he was going to hit her.

[Becks]

What kind of rude words? Biscuit? Balls? Orange?

[rvdammit]

What kind of rude words? Biscuit? Balls? Orange?

I know! Smurf!

[BookstoreEscapee]

So wait, he wanted a cigarette to smoke while he was going back out to finish pumping gas? Please tell me I'm reading that wrong...

[Bella_Vixen]

So wait, he wanted a cigarette to smoke while he was going back out to finish pumping gas? Please tell me I'm reading that wrong...

No, unfortunately, you read it right.

[Jester]

I honestly thought he was going to hit her.

Wouldn't surprise me if he did do just that, later. Sounds like the type.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

<.<

Darwin.
Award.
Upcoming.

If I should ever see a story on the news about a gas station near Milwaukee going up in flames, I will know it's this guy.

[zzapp the witch]

My husband may be dead, but apparently his long lost brother is alive and well......

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, unfortunately, you read it right.

waaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

glad I live far away from there

[ForestDragon]

[Yoda] The stupid is strong in this one. [/Yoda]

Would I be considered an evil person if I said that it would probably be a good thing for the girlfriend if this guy did win a Darwin Award? Trouble is, he'd probably be the type to take everybody within a ten-foot radius with him...

[Sir Spaniard the 12th]

Sadly, that sort of thing, people smoking at the pump, was a tad too common when I worked the nightshift at one of the local busy gas stations..

The other part, about him going off at her for mishearing him, reminded me of a certain guy who came into work with his wife, and used our cashpoint/ATM.. Someone accidently bumped lightly into him, and, clearly enough for me to hear from about 8 metres away, apologised for it.

Yet he went mental... The guy who bumped him was just sitting calmly, talking quietly with his friends, eating whatever deep fried unhealthy stuff they ordered...

Guy took major insult to 'being shoved hard into the ATM', and wouldn't let it go... He'd had a drink or 4 too many.

Why am I reminded of him when I read about the yelling? Because to show how hard he was apparently bumped into, he shoved his wife HARD. She ended up falling to the ground with a thud, as physics demands would happen.... The worst part was that, had he shoved her so she fell an inch or two the the left, she would have smashed her head on the pointy metal corner of an icecream freezer...

As soon as he did that, everyone in the store (being a friday night, it was rather busy) turned in complete shock and awe.