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  • #1

    just a quick one

    I don't even remember what this guy said that I was supposed to laugh at, apparently, but he turned to his wife and said to her "She doesn't even laugh!" Excuse me? If you have something to say to me, say it to my face, not in front of my face. To add insult to injury, I had turned off my light because there were ladies at the service desk waiting for me, and this clown had walked up anyway. I'm not really allowed to turn people away.
    "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably
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    Quoth Food Lady View Post
    I don't even remember what this guy said that I was supposed to laugh at, apparently, but he turned to his wife and said to her "She doesn't even laugh!"
    "Oh, did you make a joke? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you say anything funny."

    Ah, the retail comedian, Cornballus Maximus. Yes, it's nice to want to lighten things up, but it helps to have actual comedic talent, something far too many people are lacking.
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    • #3
      Would he have liked it if you pointed at his face and broke into peals of laughter?

      to you, buddy!
      To seek it with thimbles, to seek it with care;
      To pursue it with forks and hope;
      To threaten its life with a railway share;
      To charm it with forks and hope!

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      • #4
        Quoth Mondestrucken View Post
        Would he have liked it if you pointed at his face and broke into peals of laughter?
        Or, better yet, his crotch.

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