WHAT YEAR IS IT?!?!

[Seraph]

A few "helpful" suggestions from my client:


"Can we have the water heater flashing, maybe spinning, and sparkling?"

"Have both of them do that, up in the header, I want it as GAUDY AS POSSIBLE"

"By the way, keep everything nice and professional, all our competitors have these ugly, UGLY sites, and we want to show professionalism"

"Can we change the header to a neon orange, so it really stands out against the light blue and white of the rest of the site?"

"What about autoplaying music, customers probably LOVE to listen to rock, maybe even a radio!"

"Can we put an autoplaying video on the side too? That way its always running, and they always can see how good we are?"

"Google maps is dumb, if they want to know how to get to us, they can use mapquest"


I just...

Ouch. I broke. I really am broke.

[Cecily]

If that is from the same client for his website, I'm getting a headache and I've haven't seen it yet.

[Parrothead]

.....yeah. Any website I go to that automatically starts music or video gets left and I never go back. Please talk sense into your customers, Seraph. Everyone's sanity depends on it.

[Seraph]

If that is from the same client for his website, I'm getting a headache and I've haven't seen it yet.

Same. Client. For one website.

[thatcrazyredhead]

Have you asked to speak to someone over the age of 16? *booze/bacon cookies for Seraph*

[Jay 2K Winger]

As soon as I saw the OP title, and saw that it was from our Enemy of Normalcy, I felt a grave disturbance in the Force, as if millions of braincells cried out in terror and were silenced.

You do get some strange ones, Seraph dear.

[Seraph]

I can't stop laughing now. I really can't. We have another update.

"Add in some sky, I want it to feel open, and clean air."

"WHAT ARE THOSE WHITE CLOUDS?! Clouds make rain, GET RID OF THE CLOUDS!"

[Zapper]

Their new slogan: Nobody delivers hot water seizures faster than us!

[MoonCat]

Please tell that guy from me that "gaudy" and "professional" should never be used in the same sentence, let alone used to describe a website. Also, if I saw spinning, sparkling water heaters, I would assume the guys don't know what they're doing and I would NEVER call them.

[lupo pazzesco]

BUT WHY IS THERE STUFF I ASKED FOR, HOW DARE YOU!?!?

I mean, really. This is what you get for not taking "Mindreading from Dummies" in college (Not a typo...)

[Sunshine]

I have seizure disorder and the description of that site is scary to me. Talk about instant seizure inducer!!

[Victory Sabre]

I have seizure disorder and the description of that site is scary to me. Talk about instant seizure inducer!!

Don't forget about drunks, like me right now. The site propsal scares the crap out of me right now. Though, It'd scare the crap out of me sober.

[ShinyGreenApple]

Evidently it's 1999 again. And this person wants their customers to think they sell Vegas-ready Daleks instead of water heaters.

[Brojekk]

What exactly are "water heaters"?

[Ellf]

They're basically a tank that is used to store and heat up water. This water then flows through your hot water pipes in your house/apartment to whatever you need it for.

Most places have one.

And if you weren't being serious, I'm running on three hours of sleep.