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  • Wii would like to play.

    I got the strangest call. It has to be a prank, but I handled it like a pro.

    SC: Do you guys have any Wiis in your rooms?
    Me: We just have DVD players.
    SC: So I can bring my Wii?
    Me: Yes
    SC: So it's ok to Wii in my room?
    Me: You can play your Wii system in the room, yes.
    SC: Now what about dogs?
    Me: We charge $15 per pet.
    SC: Can my dog play Wii?
    Me: If he wants to play, sure.
    SC: Now, you're going to teach him to play, right?
    Me: No, if the dog wants to play Wii, you'll have to teach him.
    To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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    I would have answered that last question with: "For a decent enough tip, I'll teach your dog not only to play the Wii, but also to win at Call of Duty and Wii Sports."

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    • #3
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

      FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
      What do you want for nothin'? R-r-r-r-r-r-rubber biscuit?": Blues Bros.

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      • #4
        There's a $100 cleaning charge if your dogs wii on the carpet.
        "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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        • #5
          Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
          There's a $100 cleaning charge if your dogs wii on the carpet.
          That made my night!
          "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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          • #6
            Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
            There's a $100 cleaning charge if your dogs wii on the carpet.
            Thank you Sheldon! You've made my day!!!

            Of course, wanna-be prankster could have been told "If you want to teach your dog to wii, do it outside in the bushes."
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • #7
              Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
              There's a $100 cleaning charge if your dogs wii on the carpet.
              LOL!
              "Any kind of hereditary privilege is wrong, it's not just anti-democracy, it's just like inherent wrong" - Robert Smith

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              • #8
                Wii like this thread.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Sunshine View Post
                  Wii like this thread.
                  Mii too
                  .
                  Be Nicer To Retail Workers 2K18, also known as: stop being an incredibly shitty human to people just doing their job.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth lvsssycat View Post
                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

                    FOR THE WIIN!!!!!!!!!!!
                    Fixed it for you.
                    Seshat's self-help guide:
                    1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                    2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                    3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                    4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                    "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                    • #11
                      Wii are amused.
                      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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