so. i recently moved from the campground i was in up in WI, down to sunny FL. this particular campground is has been having off and on troubles with the swimming pool... i'm not really sure what's wrong, but somehow the pool is out of whack... alot. and it's ILLEGAL to have the pool open if the numbers are too far out of line. queue this morning's SC
SC walks in, i greet him with my typical cheerful "Morning!"
SC: what's good about it. pool's closed
me: (in a joking tone of voice) well, i actually only said "morning"
SC: *catbutt face* I've been speaking English since before you were born! (and this is important... why?) I spent alot of money to pay for your specials, why is the pool closed???
me: the chemicals are out of line. we can't have it open by law
SC: you better have it open. i paid alot of money. and you didn't do half the things over the weekend that you advertised! there was no DJ...
me: yes there was.
SC: i didn't see him
me: there was a DJ (random guest also in the store and my co-worker agrees, there was a DJ)
SC: well, the pool is closed. it better be open or i want a refund of all my money.
at this point my co-worker takes over and tells him that's not gonna happen. he threatens to call his lawyer and his lawyer will make us refund him. then he walks out, still muttering and carrying on...
at this point, my co-worker had a good laugh now that the guy is outside and can't hear us. she says "go ahead and call your lawyer. the OWNER of this place is a lawyer. good luck."
i can understand being irritated, but srsly... crap happens... he's gonna call the lawyer, lawyer is gonna call us and we're gonna say "couldn't legally have the pool open that day because chemicals..." and the lawyer is gonna bill him for his hour or so of work, and laugh in his face.
oh well. made notes on his reservation. maybe the manager will ban him from coming back. we can only hope
SC walks in, i greet him with my typical cheerful "Morning!"
SC: what's good about it. pool's closed
me: (in a joking tone of voice) well, i actually only said "morning"
SC: *catbutt face* I've been speaking English since before you were born! (and this is important... why?) I spent alot of money to pay for your specials, why is the pool closed???
me: the chemicals are out of line. we can't have it open by law
SC: you better have it open. i paid alot of money. and you didn't do half the things over the weekend that you advertised! there was no DJ...
me: yes there was.
SC: i didn't see him
me: there was a DJ (random guest also in the store and my co-worker agrees, there was a DJ)
SC: well, the pool is closed. it better be open or i want a refund of all my money.
at this point my co-worker takes over and tells him that's not gonna happen. he threatens to call his lawyer and his lawyer will make us refund him. then he walks out, still muttering and carrying on...
at this point, my co-worker had a good laugh now that the guy is outside and can't hear us. she says "go ahead and call your lawyer. the OWNER of this place is a lawyer. good luck."
i can understand being irritated, but srsly... crap happens... he's gonna call the lawyer, lawyer is gonna call us and we're gonna say "couldn't legally have the pool open that day because chemicals..." and the lawyer is gonna bill him for his hour or so of work, and laugh in his face.
oh well. made notes on his reservation. maybe the manager will ban him from coming back. we can only hope
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