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The scene: Pizza Place
The Actors: AM, GM, SC
SC has a carry out order. AM get the pizza out of the oven, puts pizza in box, cuts pizza, closes box, walks all of three to four steps to the customer counter and hands customer the pizza.
(Please note in FULL view of the customer, myself and the GM)
All this is normal in the Pizza Place. I was gathering pans to wash since it was getting close to closing time. On my way up with some clean pans, AM informs me that the SC called to say there was a slice missing from his pizza. I can hear GM on the phone with the customer trying not to laugh saying:
'Well, I dont know what happened to it. But I was standing right here watching the entire thing. I saw him cut an entire pizza then immediately close the box and walk it around and hand it to you."
SC: derp derp derp (I couldnt hear him since I wasnt on the phone, but this sounds about right)
GM: Maybe you ate it on the way home and forgot?
SC: Herpity derp derp herp
GM: Okay, bring the pizza back and Ill either give you a refund or make a new one. But you cant get both.
SC: Derpity herp herp.
GM: No, I'm not saying you are lying. But I saw that pizza in the box. All the slices were there.
SC: herp herp derpty wharrgle eleventy!!!!
GM: Thats fine, Ill give you the money back but you have to bring the pizza back as well.
So time passes. Customer returns the pizza with half the damn thing gone.
Now.. I would have told them to get out and ban them for life. But Im not the GM. He went ahead and gave them the refund, but noted the account that the customer must verify the pizza before they can have it.
Bonus stupid: There was a topping on the pizza that the AM simply will not eat as he loathes that topping.
The Actors: AM, GM, SC
SC has a carry out order. AM get the pizza out of the oven, puts pizza in box, cuts pizza, closes box, walks all of three to four steps to the customer counter and hands customer the pizza.
(Please note in FULL view of the customer, myself and the GM)
All this is normal in the Pizza Place. I was gathering pans to wash since it was getting close to closing time. On my way up with some clean pans, AM informs me that the SC called to say there was a slice missing from his pizza. I can hear GM on the phone with the customer trying not to laugh saying:
'Well, I dont know what happened to it. But I was standing right here watching the entire thing. I saw him cut an entire pizza then immediately close the box and walk it around and hand it to you."
SC: derp derp derp (I couldnt hear him since I wasnt on the phone, but this sounds about right)
GM: Maybe you ate it on the way home and forgot?
SC: Herpity derp derp herp
GM: Okay, bring the pizza back and Ill either give you a refund or make a new one. But you cant get both.
SC: Derpity herp herp.
GM: No, I'm not saying you are lying. But I saw that pizza in the box. All the slices were there.
SC: herp herp derpty wharrgle eleventy!!!!
GM: Thats fine, Ill give you the money back but you have to bring the pizza back as well.
So time passes. Customer returns the pizza with half the damn thing gone.
Now.. I would have told them to get out and ban them for life. But Im not the GM. He went ahead and gave them the refund, but noted the account that the customer must verify the pizza before they can have it.Bonus stupid: There was a topping on the pizza that the AM simply will not eat as he loathes that topping.
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