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"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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Quoth Jester View Post
Many people have talents like this, and for a bartender, such talent would be a gift.
A gift I have never possessed. My memory of people is so woeful, it's a bit of a joke among some of my coworkers. I have, for example, carded former coworkers.
Still, two years? Bitch, please!
As for the parking pass, I have to laugh. It's not like there isn't plenty of free street parking within a block or so. That's just stupid to risk getting towed over a few hundred feet.At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
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Quoth Jester View PostJESTER: "It's a great day at The Bar, this is Jester speaking, how may I help you?"
FEMALE CALLER: "Yes, is your bar open to the public?"
JESTER: "Ummm....yeeeessss....I certainly hope so!"
FEMALE CALLER: "Well, I asked because I saw that you're affiliated with the Key West Yacht Club."
JESTER: "No ma'am, we're not. We're downtown, and the Yacht Club is more midtown. They're basically halfway across the island from us. We're nowhere near them, and not affiliated with them in any way."
I hate people like this. Bartenders hate people who say "make it strong" anyway, and I usually say something to the effect of "Do I LOOK like someone who makes weak drinks?" But to say that about a Long Island? Honestly, the only way to make a Long Island stronger would be to pour in some rubbing alcohol, a little gunpowder, and a pinch of nitroglycerin.
I'm sure you've mentioned it, but "make it strong" is usually someone ordering a "normal" (i.e. shot of booze with several times the volume of non-alcoholic mixer) mixed drink, and wanting more than the usual ration of nosepaint without paying for the extra. BTW, I'd like a Shirley Temple - and make it strong.
Quoth EricKei View Post...some Uranium 238... Shake well...A lighted match -- Swallow the match -- So. *BOOM*
Quoth KitterCat View PostMe: I mean there cant be a drink that has tea in its name and not have tea in it.
Mr.Kt: No dear, there isnt any tea in that drink. Its all alcohol, a small splash of coke, but really just mixing drinks.Last edited by wolfie; 01-30-2014, 05:21 PM. Reason: found out neutral spirit (95% and above) banned in FloridaAny fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Quoth wolfie View PostNope. 238 is the non-radioactive isotope...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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*blinkblink* wolfie. Don't tell me you didn't catch a classic Looney Tunes reference. For shame, Sir, for shame.
"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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It's been at least 30 years since I watched classic WB cartoons. Also, Canadian TV tends to censor fairly heavily for violence, so (assuming that episode is one that I saw), it would almost certainly have been cut after the exploding xylophone, so they wouldn't have described the mixture.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Quoth Jester View PostLet's Go Yachting!
Honestly, the only way to make a Long Island stronger would be to pour in some rubbing alcohol, a little gunpowder, and a pinch of nitroglycerin.
And then I'd have THEM shake it!
I don't like tequila in my Long Island's. Tequila is for shots, and staring longingly into a toilet bowl with watery eyes.
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Quoth wolfie View PostBut since it's a bar, I'm sure you have a couple types of schooner, and possibly a few boat races. That may be why they associated you with the yacht club.
Nix the rubbing alcohol - "What's your poison?" is supposed to be a rhetorical question. Everclear (by preference not the wimpy 151 stuff, but that's all you'd have access to) would be a better choice.
I'm sure you've mentioned it, but "make it strong" is usually someone ordering a "normal" (i.e. shot of booze with several times the volume of non-alcoholic mixer) mixed drink, and wanting more than the usual ration of nosepaint without paying for the extra. BTW, I'd like a Shirley Temple - and make it strong.
Quoth wolfie View PostRoot beer (doesn't contain beer). Ginger ale (doesn't contain ale). Sweetbreads (meat). Sweetmeats (baked goods).
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Jester View PostNor beer in ginger beer, nor bombs in Irish Car Bombs, etc., etc., etc.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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Quoth Jester View PostPrecisely!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8u7px_GzWQ"First time I ever seen a chainsaw go down anybody's britches,"
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