This is a summary of a call I take multiple times a day at the red checkmark...
- Yes, I understand you think your phone is a piece of crap
- Yes, I know you've already been through two replacements
- Yes, we can replace it again, but not without troubleshooting first
- We have to troubleshoot
- We have to troubleshoot
- WE HAVE TO TROUBLESHOOT
<troubleshooting unsucessful...>
- Yes, we can replace it again (sidenote: all replacements are refurbished)
- No, we can't give you a new phone
- No, we can't give you a new phone
- NO, WE CAN'T GIVE YOU A NEW PHONE!
- Please hold for a manager
- Yes, I understand you think your phone is a piece of crap
- Yes, I know you've already been through two replacements
- Yes, we can replace it again, but not without troubleshooting first
- We have to troubleshoot
- We have to troubleshoot
- WE HAVE TO TROUBLESHOOT
<troubleshooting unsucessful...>
- Yes, we can replace it again (sidenote: all replacements are refurbished)
- No, we can't give you a new phone
- No, we can't give you a new phone
- NO, WE CAN'T GIVE YOU A NEW PHONE!
- Please hold for a manager

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