Seriously man, who throws a shoe?

[XCashier]

The only use of Ti Kwan Leep is self-defense!

You know who said that? Ki Lo Ni, the Great Teacher.

"Oh yeah? Well the best defense is a good offense, you know who said that? Mel, the cook on Alice!"

Yes, this is my favorite track from one of my favorite CDs.

[Ironclad Alibi]

This was posted in the "You're ripping me off!!!!" thread, but it also belongs here.

Harry Crumb scene.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Thanks! ^_^ I was picturing a scene from the Naked Gun where Leslie Neilsen and a thug are feet away from each other, shooting at each other. Only I imagined it with shoes.

Talk about a sole encounter . . .

*ducks and runs*

[KhirasHY]

I can't believe no one has done the obvious yet...





Say what you will about politicians, they apparently got some dodging skills.





A concert one for lulz.

/No politics here just shoes.

[Racket_Man]

Boot to the Head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npp4u5-8xz4

I like this version better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo

[thatcrazyredhead]

Maybe she thought he was Ed Gruberman?

You are awesome, sir.

[Mr Hero]

Though I'm not suggesting anyone do such a thing, she deserves a boot to the head. See how she likes it when the shoe's on the other foot.

[XCashier]

D left to see the customer and I zoned hard lines, fearing my smart off was going to get me canned.
D walked up to me an hour later and said, "J your off the hook, she cussed me out and threw a boot at my head."

Don't you love how they feel they can bellow at you and throw projectiles, but if you say something a little tightly, OMG you are rude and you suck and you should be fired and evicted and starve and die! The SCs need to walk a mile in our moccasins (to continue the shoe puns) and see what we have to deal with.