Wow. I knew some places in Alaska had dry areas, but in the lower 48?
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The only "lick her laws" I recall here in AR is that you can't sell it on Sunday. From midnight to 11:59pm, booze is off limits in stores. Our real drunks would come in on Sat evening and do their weekend "shopping." It was usually the yuppie party with the piss poor planning that would come in and freak out about the laws. All I could say was, "I'm afraid I can't sell you this, due to Arkansas State Law concerning alcohol sales on Sundays. If you want to complain, please see your elected officials."If I make no sense, I apologize. I'm constantly interrupted by an actual toddler.
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Quoth Tama View PostWow. I knew some places in Alaska had dry areas, but in the lower 48?Life: Reality TV for deities. - dalesys
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When I was in college, I lived in the tiny slumtown next to the campus. Liquor stores in that specific town stopped at either 11pm or midnight, I can't remember. BUT, the neighboring town 2 miles away didn't stop selling until 2 or 3am.
You can see where this brilliant plan is going, as hundreds of already-drunk college kids would pile into cars at 12:15am to drive over to the next town to get more booze.
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Quoth mhkohne View PostAlabama has one or two dry localities. I at least give them that it's an intellectually honest opinion - they think alcohol is bad so they ban it (here in PA we have have 'alcohol is bad, so the state will take a monopoly on it')
But, beer and other "lesser" alcoholic beverages can be bought on the retail level from state-licensed distributors.
This has FURTHER muddied the waters in that a number of grocers with in-store cafe's as part of their setup have been able to end-run the system and get a "beer" license, but still can't sell the hard stuff, probably confusing the heck out of people who come in from out of town/state and don't get that just because grocery "A" has beer, it doesn't have wine, and that grocery "B", because it has no sit-down seating to eat, cannot classify itself as a restaurant and thus can't get approval to sell beer no matter how bad they want to.
There was a push a year ago to totally scrap the system and "privatize" sales, but it must have died in the Senate as that was the last I hear of it.- They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.
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Quoth EricKei View PostBack in theState of ConfusionLA, we had ONE "dry" Parish (what those lesser states refer to as "counties"). Aside from there, no limits I am aware of on drinking - and in NOLA, many bars didn't really get rolling until after Midnight (non-drinker here)...We did have Open Container laws, which famously can be circumvented (at least there) at drive-thru daiquiri joints because they HAND you a straw and put a plastic lid on your drink cup.
Now that I'm one state to the east, half of the surrounding counties are all *completely* dry, making it a misdemeanor to even possess the stuff. If you get pulled over for a speeding ticket and they spot your sixpack, you get a citation for Possession.Figers are vicious I tell ya. They crawl up your leg and steal your belly button lint.
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In NC you can't sell it on Sundays until afternoon. Can't remember the time as I never worked Sunday mornings."They gave me a badge with my name on it. In case I forget who I am." Dr Who - Closing Time
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Quoth Argabarga View PostThere was a push a year ago to totally scrap the system and "privatize" sales, but it must have died in the Senate as that was the last I hear of it.Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
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Quoth drjonah View PostA while back, I had a guy go ballistic on me because he couldn't buy beer. He tried to tell me that he should be able to buy alcohol whenever he wants because HE'S A VETERAN! He died for this country!!I see what you did there
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Arkansas has dry counties and wet counties. Honestly, I think it's silly simply because there seem to be more wrecks due to drunk driving in the dry counties than the wet. After all, the local drunks of the dry county can't get their booze without driving at least 25 to 40 miles to get to a wet county to buy it.
Dry and wet are established at the county level. A few have actually gone wet to see a reduction in accidents... and an increase in tax revenue!If I make no sense, I apologize. I'm constantly interrupted by an actual toddler.
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Quoth Argabarga View PostIf by "over there" you mean over a state line, then you may have some luck, otherwise....
Quoth EricKei View PostNow that I'm one state to the east, half of the surrounding counties are all *completely* dry, making it a misdemeanor to even possess the stuff. If you get pulled over for a speeding ticket and they spot your sixpack, you get a citation for Possession.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Tama - There are certain religious influences to that, which we can't really get into on this board*cough*ahem*
wolfie - I would presume that commercial transportation has special regulations/requirements, one of which is probably "no way to access the boozeahol without stopping the truck and entering the cargo trailer" ^_^"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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Quoth wolfie View PostI've heard that PA authorities like to "stake out" liquor stores immediately across the state line, and if a car with PA plates pulls out of the parking lot and heads back home, "Yer in a heap of trouble, boy!".
I have very strong feelings about the drinking laws in my state, and even as a moderator, I'm finding it very hard to stay within the rules here. So I'll link to a thread I posted on Fratching about that particular subject, and leave it at that. Feel free to add to that thread, but keep it within the rules about "what is" vs "what should be" if you're posting here.
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When I lived in Idaho, I don't recall there being any restrictions on where could sell, just when. Over the border in Oregon, it's state stores only - but it was often worth the trip as they had a superior selection.This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
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