Thought I was getting another "Oh please don't tow me for my illegal parking" note when I came up on this car, since I could see something taped to the the back window from across the lot.
Instead, it said:
Uh... okay.
No need to apologize to me for that, (In hindsight, that was probably for the benefit of people who end up behind our learner on grades so they don't freak out when the car starts drifting back on them...) in fact, you're doing pretty good. You remembered to put the e-brake on when you parked, a surprising number of people don't do that with manual transmissions. At least a few of which we have to tow every year when they come out of the classroom/gym/McDonalds and find that they neglected to do the same and as a result, their car got taken on a joyride by gravity, and there's now upwards of 3 other car owners and at least one friendly police officer who'd like to have a word with them about that....
So, driving stick grade? "A"
Now, your grade on parking? Eh.... uh... well, tell you what, I don't wanna embarrass you in front of your friends, so, why don't you just come and see me after class? Cuz' thanks to ignoring the "PERMIT ONLY" signs, you're walking stick now, buwa ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!
Instead, it said:
LEARNING STICK, SORRY!!
Uh... okay.
No need to apologize to me for that, (In hindsight, that was probably for the benefit of people who end up behind our learner on grades so they don't freak out when the car starts drifting back on them...) in fact, you're doing pretty good. You remembered to put the e-brake on when you parked, a surprising number of people don't do that with manual transmissions. At least a few of which we have to tow every year when they come out of the classroom/gym/McDonalds and find that they neglected to do the same and as a result, their car got taken on a joyride by gravity, and there's now upwards of 3 other car owners and at least one friendly police officer who'd like to have a word with them about that....

So, driving stick grade? "A"
Now, your grade on parking? Eh.... uh... well, tell you what, I don't wanna embarrass you in front of your friends, so, why don't you just come and see me after class? Cuz' thanks to ignoring the "PERMIT ONLY" signs, you're walking stick now, buwa ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!

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