Nothing puts me on the fast track to rage quite like a customer who can't take "no" for an answer. Especially if it's because they've made some glaringly wrong assumptions about the way my employer works and have decided to blame said employer for not measuring up.
"What do you mean you can't send me a brand-new device for a warranty replacement? If I had it replaced through insurance I'd get a new one!" (This guy wouldn't even shut up long enough for me to explain that his insurance company gives refurbished replacements.)
"You mean I have to pay a DEDUCTIBLE?! Why am I paying for insurance?" Apparently some people selectively forget how insurance works.
But my favorites are the ones who think that anything, and I mean ANYTHING, can be accomplished if they just ask for the "manager." Especially the ones who think that "supervisor" is a magic word that means I'm required to shut up and kowtow.
In the call center where I work, if a customer asks for a supervisor I'm required to try and de-escalate. In some cases this means getting more information about the issue and assuring them that I'm completely capable of handling it. If there's nothing I can do, I usually resort to the ol' "The supervisor has exactly the same information I do."
Of course, a few people don't want to hear that. They only care about the noises coming out of their own mouths and the stuff that they actually want to hear. So occasionally the exchange goes like this:
"Get me a manager!"
"All right, but I have to let you know-"
"I don't care. Get them. I don't want to talk to you anymore."
GOOD, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE EITHER.
Or my personal favorite:
"The supervisor will give you the same-"
(Loudly talking over me to keep me from finishing my sentence
"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'll talk to the manager now. Thank you. Thank you. 'Bye."
It's cute how people are so insistent that they talk to a REAL PERSON and then treat you like a robot that they can shut off when they feel like they're done.
"What do you mean you can't send me a brand-new device for a warranty replacement? If I had it replaced through insurance I'd get a new one!" (This guy wouldn't even shut up long enough for me to explain that his insurance company gives refurbished replacements.)
"You mean I have to pay a DEDUCTIBLE?! Why am I paying for insurance?" Apparently some people selectively forget how insurance works.
But my favorites are the ones who think that anything, and I mean ANYTHING, can be accomplished if they just ask for the "manager." Especially the ones who think that "supervisor" is a magic word that means I'm required to shut up and kowtow.
In the call center where I work, if a customer asks for a supervisor I'm required to try and de-escalate. In some cases this means getting more information about the issue and assuring them that I'm completely capable of handling it. If there's nothing I can do, I usually resort to the ol' "The supervisor has exactly the same information I do."
Of course, a few people don't want to hear that. They only care about the noises coming out of their own mouths and the stuff that they actually want to hear. So occasionally the exchange goes like this:
"Get me a manager!"
"All right, but I have to let you know-"
"I don't care. Get them. I don't want to talk to you anymore."
GOOD, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE EITHER.
Or my personal favorite:
"The supervisor will give you the same-"
(Loudly talking over me to keep me from finishing my sentence

It's cute how people are so insistent that they talk to a REAL PERSON and then treat you like a robot that they can shut off when they feel like they're done.
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