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Logic Fail: It's your fault you caught me!!!
Doing patrols at my site yesterday. Busy day for truck deliveries. I'm checking one of the truck yards and am coming between parked trailers and the north-most truck waiting area. I see a truck driver standing between his trailer and the edge of the parking lot; the trailer blocked him from view of the office and main yard. I see him standing in a very particular stance...you know, then kind that men stand in when they're....yeah. 
I walked closer and yep, I was sure - he was pissing on the asphalt in our lot. He turned around, saw me, started frantically zipping up and dashed to the back of his trailer.
I went to the office and made sure they had his truck information; I also wrote it all down. He had already checked in and had been unloaded, so my boss told me kick him off ASAP and he was not welcome back. I went out to the truck and he's oh so innocently cleaning out his trailer. I asked for his ID and wrote his information down. I then told him get in his cab and leave and he was not to deliver here again. He played all sorts of dumb and asked "What did I do?"
I told him straight up "You urinated in our parking lot when there's a bathroom in the office you checked in at 30-feet away!"
He pulled this gem out on me then "Well...I was doing my business behind the trailer and nobody could see me till you came around the back!"
Yes, he's blaming ME because I came around the side of the trailer and saw him pissing.
I told him that wasn't an argument and to leave now. He argued this next "Well I was unloading and I was trying to hold it and just didn't have time to get to the bathroom; I was going to piss myself!"
His trailer was live-unloaded. He had to drive in, check-in at the office, back his trailer up, unhook, park ACROSS from the office and wait at LEAST 2-hours for them to finish. He's telling me he didn't think to use the bathroom ALL THAT TIME!?
I told him that didn't make any sense and he was a grown man who should know what he did wrong. I dogged him till he got in his cab and had my coworker watch the cameras to make sure he left toot sweet.
My boss sent my report to the office who will contact his carrier and tell them not to send that driver again.
3. There are THREE bathrooms this guy could have used in the time he was here! But he picks the parking lot...
The maintenance guys just about died laughing when they asked me why I was filling a bucket of water from the slop sink...
I walked closer and yep, I was sure - he was pissing on the asphalt in our lot. He turned around, saw me, started frantically zipping up and dashed to the back of his trailer.
I went to the office and made sure they had his truck information; I also wrote it all down. He had already checked in and had been unloaded, so my boss told me kick him off ASAP and he was not welcome back. I went out to the truck and he's oh so innocently cleaning out his trailer. I asked for his ID and wrote his information down. I then told him get in his cab and leave and he was not to deliver here again. He played all sorts of dumb and asked "What did I do?"
I told him straight up "You urinated in our parking lot when there's a bathroom in the office you checked in at 30-feet away!"
He pulled this gem out on me then "Well...I was doing my business behind the trailer and nobody could see me till you came around the back!"
Yes, he's blaming ME because I came around the side of the trailer and saw him pissing.
I told him that wasn't an argument and to leave now. He argued this next "Well I was unloading and I was trying to hold it and just didn't have time to get to the bathroom; I was going to piss myself!"
His trailer was live-unloaded. He had to drive in, check-in at the office, back his trailer up, unhook, park ACROSS from the office and wait at LEAST 2-hours for them to finish. He's telling me he didn't think to use the bathroom ALL THAT TIME!?
I told him that didn't make any sense and he was a grown man who should know what he did wrong. I dogged him till he got in his cab and had my coworker watch the cameras to make sure he left toot sweet.
My boss sent my report to the office who will contact his carrier and tell them not to send that driver again.
3. There are THREE bathrooms this guy could have used in the time he was here! But he picks the parking lot...
The maintenance guys just about died laughing when they asked me why I was filling a bucket of water from the slop sink...
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