Do I pay a sciencetist or roll in radiation? I mean, come on already.
Guy comes in and asks where we keep the clocks. I tell him. He comes back and says he can't find them. So I go show him and he responds with, "You dumb bitch. I wanted to know the time. You can't tell me that?"
Plankton's ever so reliable smart ass mouth replies with, " Oh. I'm sorry, sir. Maybe next time, you could be more specific in what you ACTUALLY want."
Gawd, what a jackass.
Also had a customer trying to slide his crisp twenty dollar bill in the card machine. Confused, he hands the twenty to me and says, " I'm so fucking high, man. My bad.... "
Mmmkkkay then......
And now I'm going home for a bubble bath and wine and candles.
And lots of chocolate.
Guy comes in and asks where we keep the clocks. I tell him. He comes back and says he can't find them. So I go show him and he responds with, "You dumb bitch. I wanted to know the time. You can't tell me that?"
Plankton's ever so reliable smart ass mouth replies with, " Oh. I'm sorry, sir. Maybe next time, you could be more specific in what you ACTUALLY want."
Gawd, what a jackass.
Also had a customer trying to slide his crisp twenty dollar bill in the card machine. Confused, he hands the twenty to me and says, " I'm so fucking high, man. My bad.... "
Mmmkkkay then......
And now I'm going home for a bubble bath and wine and candles.
And lots of chocolate.
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