Not sure if this is the right forum, or if it has been done before, so move it or whatever if necessary. Anyway......
We all know SC's have honed and trained their vision to such a level, that they can spot signs that say "SALE", "% OFF", "FREE", "BARGAIN", "SPECIAL", and the like from 1000 paces away. Even if written in "contract with the Devil" sized fine print, behind solid objects, and even written in invisible ink, but as a consequence, they lose the ability to read or comprehend ANYTHING that does not assist them in getting the "SALE", or hinders them in getting the "SALE", even if written in TYPE 2000 SIZE FONT, bright neon colors, written in every language know to man, woman, and alien while covered in bells, whistles, and lights while taped to their head.
My question is, whether spotted at work or while out and about, what is the biggest WTF?!?!?!?! HOW THE EVER LOVING **** DID YOU NOT SEE THAT SIGN? you have ever personally witnessed? Preferably one that is SO stand out above the rest it is ridiculous.
I personally cannot really decide on just one that really stands out, though when I think about it enough, it will probably be one of those "we are closing and have to sell off our inventory so everything is this and this off" sales. Those things SCARE ME! But that is a topic for another time. Anyway while I contemplate on this, would you kindly share your stories of SC blindness?
We all know SC's have honed and trained their vision to such a level, that they can spot signs that say "SALE", "% OFF", "FREE", "BARGAIN", "SPECIAL", and the like from 1000 paces away. Even if written in "contract with the Devil" sized fine print, behind solid objects, and even written in invisible ink, but as a consequence, they lose the ability to read or comprehend ANYTHING that does not assist them in getting the "SALE", or hinders them in getting the "SALE", even if written in TYPE 2000 SIZE FONT, bright neon colors, written in every language know to man, woman, and alien while covered in bells, whistles, and lights while taped to their head.
My question is, whether spotted at work or while out and about, what is the biggest WTF?!?!?!?! HOW THE EVER LOVING **** DID YOU NOT SEE THAT SIGN? you have ever personally witnessed? Preferably one that is SO stand out above the rest it is ridiculous.
I personally cannot really decide on just one that really stands out, though when I think about it enough, it will probably be one of those "we are closing and have to sell off our inventory so everything is this and this off" sales. Those things SCARE ME! But that is a topic for another time. Anyway while I contemplate on this, would you kindly share your stories of SC blindness?
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