Stinky Returns and Stinky Pants

[Department stores *sigh*]

Two stories from lasat night. First the stinky return.

One of our upstairs service hgirls are putting away a return cart and they notice a smell coming from a coffee grinder. They open the box and lo and behold! Pot leaves still in the machine. How the HELL did the service desk not catch that one? >.<

Stinky pants is a much more amusing customer. Well thief actually.
Apparently a lady was at her bail hearing and on her way home her and her bf decide to stop in our store. They steal a lot of stuff and our loss prevention takes them out. A chase ensues and when the male was finally caught in the parking lot he shit his pants! These guys kill me since the girl justt got out of jail and they didnt even make it home after they got arrested again

[Banrion]

And the jailers won't care, they will let him sit and stew in his own excrement until he is arraigned.

[Tria]

Pot leaves still in the machine. How the HELL did the service desk not catch that one?

Relaxed and alert.... Lovely.

[Becks]

One of our upstairs service hgirls are putting away a return cart and they notice a smell coming from a coffee grinder. They open the box and lo and behold! Pot leaves still in the machine. How the HELL did the service desk not catch that one? >.<

What does it say about me, and/or some stories on here, that I thought it would end up with you saying that someone did a #2 in the grinder?

[Kara]

And the jailers won't care, they will let him sit and stew in his own excrement until he is arraigned.

Boy, that's crappy.

*dodges tomatoes*

[Imogene]

What does it say about me, and/or some stories on here, that I thought it would end up with you saying that someone did a #2 in the grinder?

It's the stories. I thought it too.
However, drugs in the return doesn't surprise me either.

[zzapp the witch]

Score one for me, I knew it would be pot! I think that's bad......

[Imogene]

Although, wouldn't the thread be more properly titled something along the lines of: "Sticky returns and Stinky pants"?
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Note to self: I know too much about drugs, for never having had any.

[South Texan]

Pot leaves still in the machine.

Ugh. Imagine what that does to the flavor of the coffee beans.

[Imogene]

Ugh. Imagine what that does to the flavor of the coffee beans.

New meaning to 'Smoke on the Water'!

[Lehk]

i'm still trying to figure out why someone would put pot into a coffee grinder. it's not like it's difficult to break it up with your fingers. not that i would know anything about such things

[Shironu-Akaineko]

i'm still trying to figure out why someone would put pot into a coffee grinder. it's not like it's difficult to break it up with your fingers. not that i would know anything about such things

That would require logic, something unknown to a SOBER SC, so imagine a high one...

[Dreamstalker]

I could never figure out the adding-weed-to-coffee either...wouldn't it taste nasty?

I might see someone doing that to the el cheapo canned ground stuff, but if anyone tried to do that to my New Guinea coffee things would get ugly.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Although, wouldn't the thread be more properly titled something along the lines of: "Sticky returns and Stinky pants"?
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Note to self: I know too much about drugs, for never having had any.

You could write a book on the subject: All I Ever Needed to Know About Drugs, I Learned on CS

[JustaCashier]

Gives a whole new meaning to "Columbian Blend" Coffee!

Mike