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[Mr Hero]

Not really, but we do have a queen or princess staying at my hotel. Case in point: On Her Royal Majesty's reservation, there's a note requesting a 2nd mini fridge. There's also a note from my manager to provide one starting 12/10. FML.

[Aislin]

That's a thing you can do?!?! Um my husband travels a ton for work. He always has leftovers from eating out and often has 2-3 people staying together. They are happy with one mini fridge.

[taxguykarl]

The special snowflake has spoken

[dbuzman]

I got to live in a hotel for about 4 months while the ship I was stationed on was being built and 1 mini fridge was enough for me.

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

Love the Simpsons reference.

I was thinking about that the other day when a CW of mine and I were talking about how eventually EVERY service, including 911, will have a phone tree/IVR to get through before you can speak to a real person.

[computeraide]

In their defense (I know... big mistake) it could be for religious reasons if they're some kind of orthodox that requires keeping meat and dairy separate or something. Shot in the dark.

[Argabarga]

The fingers you are using, are too fat.

To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad... now.

[Mr Hero]

In their defense (I know... big mistake) it could be for religious reasons if they're some kind of orthodox that requires keeping meat and dairy separate or something. Shot in the dark.

I hadn't even considered that possibility. I'd be willing to give them a pass on that. The reservation notes simply stated the request, not the reason behind it.