SC comes in, obviously irate.
Me: hello! (Blahblahblah I know this is some bullshit, get this over with already)
Sc: I just got this new phone I ordered , Goin to need all my pictures and videos and music transferred to it from the old one
Me: Ok, well let me see what you have. (Probes the camera folder, which reports 5.8 gigabytes of data), (pulls the back off to find SD card and finds a woefully inadequate 2gb SD card). Mam, you're going to need a bigger SD card for that.
Sc: what?
Me: you have nearly 6gb of data which needs transferring and your SD card will not do
Sc: this is ridiculous
WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTT?!?!?!
This went on for about 20 minutes.
What part of your SD card can hold x and you need y transferred, where y is ~3*x is ridiculous?!?!?
What a dumb ass.
Before the more sympathetic people chime in, I'll admit a few things.
Christmas eve, very busy.
A) yes we have a machine, the machine is garbage and barely works. When it does it takes about 45 seconds per file, I'm not going to stand there with you watching everyone else make money while you waste my time. Read the fucking manual and use your fucking pc.
B) Not selling you something to do this is a waste of time.
C) We are under no obligation to do this, your contacts, pictures, videos, twitter account blah blah blah actually have nothing to do with your service. This should be obvious.
D) yes, you're an adult? Yes you purchased a 700+ piece of equipment? No? You don't care to learn to use it? You shouldnt buy it, idiot. If you are too lazy to learn to use the stuff you buy and you want someone else to do it, expect to pay for them to do it. Deal with it.
E) yes it is ridiculous that you are so stupid .
Me: hello! (Blahblahblah I know this is some bullshit, get this over with already)
Sc: I just got this new phone I ordered , Goin to need all my pictures and videos and music transferred to it from the old one
Me: Ok, well let me see what you have. (Probes the camera folder, which reports 5.8 gigabytes of data), (pulls the back off to find SD card and finds a woefully inadequate 2gb SD card). Mam, you're going to need a bigger SD card for that.
Sc: what?
Me: you have nearly 6gb of data which needs transferring and your SD card will not do
Sc: this is ridiculous
WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTT?!?!?!
This went on for about 20 minutes.
What part of your SD card can hold x and you need y transferred, where y is ~3*x is ridiculous?!?!?
What a dumb ass.
Before the more sympathetic people chime in, I'll admit a few things.
Christmas eve, very busy.
A) yes we have a machine, the machine is garbage and barely works. When it does it takes about 45 seconds per file, I'm not going to stand there with you watching everyone else make money while you waste my time. Read the fucking manual and use your fucking pc.
B) Not selling you something to do this is a waste of time.
C) We are under no obligation to do this, your contacts, pictures, videos, twitter account blah blah blah actually have nothing to do with your service. This should be obvious.
D) yes, you're an adult? Yes you purchased a 700+ piece of equipment? No? You don't care to learn to use it? You shouldnt buy it, idiot. If you are too lazy to learn to use the stuff you buy and you want someone else to do it, expect to pay for them to do it. Deal with it.
E) yes it is ridiculous that you are so stupid .
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