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Quoth Food Lady
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"Sir, the election is in November."
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke. -
You forgot the rest of it . . .Quoth taxguykarl View PostAnimal House, parade scene
Does this get someone off double secrect probation?
"You'll have to come back later, I'm doooing the disheesss . . ."
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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"Greg, look at my thumb."Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostYou forgot the rest of it . . .
"You'll have to come back later, I'm doooing the disheesss . . ."
(WALLOP)
"Gee, you're dumb."PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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Hopscotch or MASH. Damit I can hear the line in my head!Quoth MadMike View PostThey say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.Comment
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