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With apologies to The Beatles. 
In the petrol station where I work,
An SC stole some fuel.
He did so blatantly,
In his yellow vehicle.
It was a busy afternoon,
And he didn't want to pay.
So he drove off without paying,
In his yellow vehicle.
SC steals in a yellow vehicle, a yellow vehicle, a yellow vehicle.
SC steals in a yellow vehicle, a yellow vehicle, a yellow vehicle.
Seriously, the SCs are getting more stupid than ever. If you want to be so idiotic and steal fuel, then don't choose to do it while driving a distinctive yellow car.
When we discovered the driveout, we called over the security guard. It didn't take him long to spot the guilty SC's bright yellow car, spot his registration number and pass everything to the police. It took the police just twenty minutes to find the SC and arrest him for fuel theft.
In the petrol station where I work,
An SC stole some fuel.
He did so blatantly,
In his yellow vehicle.
It was a busy afternoon,
And he didn't want to pay.
So he drove off without paying,
In his yellow vehicle.
SC steals in a yellow vehicle, a yellow vehicle, a yellow vehicle.
SC steals in a yellow vehicle, a yellow vehicle, a yellow vehicle.
Seriously, the SCs are getting more stupid than ever. If you want to be so idiotic and steal fuel, then don't choose to do it while driving a distinctive yellow car.
When we discovered the driveout, we called over the security guard. It didn't take him long to spot the guilty SC's bright yellow car, spot his registration number and pass everything to the police. It took the police just twenty minutes to find the SC and arrest him for fuel theft.
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