At the garden centre where I used to run the pet shop, we once had to evacuate cuz of a major flood alert. The boss basically told everyone working there to spend an hour putting everything, including the animals, up high and then turn off all the lights. That is cuz customers are basically stupid and won't leave, despite the fact that you can't argue with an act of nature like a flood. When we switched off all the lights, however, the customers were herded like dumb animals to the front of the store where the store owner said, "We're leaving. You need to leave too if you want to go home tonight. Whether you do or not, you're going to go thru that door now or else I'm calling the police". Customers left but several rang up to complain the next day... despite the simple fact that no-one was there cuz the river had burst its banks and all the roads were flooded, so no staff could get in.
Cuz, you know, the flood.

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