Once again it's Easter weekend and my store has eggs for $0.99/dozen. Nevermind that we stocked over 1500 dozen for this sale ... I work in a drugstore, not where most people would think to get eggs. It's only Friday ... here we go:
Yes that's all the eggs we have left. No, there aren't any in the back. How do I know? I was JUST back there 5 minutes ago! No, you can't get a raincheck - the 11x7 signs on the cooler door, my register, and the front door of the store ALL say "no rainchecks". No, you can't get more than the limit. I don't care if your mother's brother's sister's uncle's dog is disabled you can't get more than the limit! Yes, that's all the eggs we have left, repeat ad nauseum.
And how was your day?
Yes that's all the eggs we have left. No, there aren't any in the back. How do I know? I was JUST back there 5 minutes ago! No, you can't get a raincheck - the 11x7 signs on the cooler door, my register, and the front door of the store ALL say "no rainchecks". No, you can't get more than the limit. I don't care if your mother's brother's sister's uncle's dog is disabled you can't get more than the limit! Yes, that's all the eggs we have left, repeat ad nauseum.
And how was your day?

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