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  • Child turned Psycho

    This happened while I was off duty.

    As some of you know, I only work at the pub part time. I have my own business and I also work in a school. I was in the pub having a drink with a friend. We were standing at the bar when I noticed someone familiar come up to be served. It suddenly dawned on me that it was one of the students from the school! This meant that she was 16 at the oldest. She also looks a lot older than she actually is, meaning that the staff had no problems serving her.

    I immediately called a co-worker over.

    Me: You need to I.D that girl. I am sure she is only sixteen.
    CW: Her? She doesn't look it!
    Me: Believe me, she is. Go get a doorman and get her thrown out.

    I decided to go for a bathroom break. I also wanted to remove myself from the situation, as it would have been awkward if the student had seen me.

    Two minutes later, I return from the toilet.

    Student is stood at the end of the bar. She has GRABBED CW by her collar and is shaking her! The doorman is pulling her off CW.

    S: WHO TOOOLLLLDDDDD YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU??!!!

    She is dragged out the door, while screaming "FINE! I DON'T LIKE IT IN HERE ANYWAYYYY!!"

    CW wasn't bothered in the slightest. In fact, she was laughing so hard she couldn't breathe.

  • #2
    Good thing you removed yourself, if she'd seen you it would have been more than a bit awkward!

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    • #3
      Why

      Why is it that as soon as a SC runs into a roadblock that suddenly "They never like the place anyway" even if they had been going there multiple times before.

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      • #4
        Funny how teenagers immediately regress to whiny eight-year-olds when they rightfully get refused service in a bar.

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        • #5
          Quoth Monterey Jack View Post
          Funny how teenagers immediately regress to whiny eight-year-olds when they rightfully get refused service in a bar.
          8x2 is 16, after all. You just get double the 8-year-old.
          The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.

          You would have to be incredibly dense for the world to revolve around you.

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          • #6
            I love the "WHO TOLD YOU?" demands.

            A. Like being tattled on changes the fact that you are, in fact, breaking rules? It only counts if a "designated" authority figure catches you?

            B. Like we're going to tell you, all the better for you to circumvent the rules next time?

            I get it all the time, as I'm towing someone away "WHO CALLED YOU?!" Doesn't matter chum, you lost the game either way.
            - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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            • #7
              Quoth earl colby pottinger View Post
              Why is it that as soon as a SC runs into a roadblock that suddenly "They never like the place anyway" even if they had been going there multiple times before.
              Same reason a guy calls a woman a slut or a bitch if she won't give him the time of day.

              If they can't have it, why should anybody else?
              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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              • #8
                Why is it that as soon as a SC runs into a roadblock that suddenly "They never like the place anyway" even if they had been going there multiple times before.
                False sense of superiority. If they get the last word in then they can fool themselves into thinking they still won somehow and thus their fragile egos remain intact.

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                • #9
                  I'm surprised no one has mentioned the term "sour grapes" yet.

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                  • #10
                    Isn't the doorman supposed to ID everyone who walks through? Where I live anyway, if u don't look over 18 u have to present ID to the doorman.

                    And Christ, that girl could have handled herself with a bit more dignity.
                    Last edited by PoliteBoy; 04-06-2015, 11:58 AM.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Limescale View Post
                      False sense of superiority. If they get the last word in then they can fool themselves into thinking they still won somehow and thus their fragile egos remain intact.
                      A variation on I've been kicked out of better places.
                      I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                      Who is John Galt?
                      -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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                      • #12
                        Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
                        Student is stood at the end of the bar. She has GRABBED CW by her collar and is shaking her!

                        Why am I reminded of this...?

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                        • #13
                          Quoth PoliteBoy View Post
                          Isn't the doorman supposed to ID everyone who walks through? Where I live anyway, if u don't look over 18 u have to present ID to the doorman.

                          And Christ, that girl could have handled herself with a bit more dignity.
                          Depends on the state. I must clearly LOOK older than 18, since I haven't been carded since I turned 20. (drinking age across Australia is 18) I'm 24 btw
                          The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                          Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Monterey Jack View Post
                            Funny how teenagers immediately regress to whiny eight-year-olds when they rightfully get refused service in a bar.
                            Teens do that but plenty of grown adults do that too.
                            "I try to be curious about everything, even things that don't interest me." -Alex Trebek

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Aragarthiel View Post
                              8x2 is 16, after all. You just get double the 8-year-old.
                              Messed up on the math. 4x4 is 16 - you get as much whininess as a quartet of 4-year-olds.

                              Quoth Argabarga View Post
                              I get it all the time, as I'm towing someone away "WHO CALLED YOU?!" Doesn't matter chum, you lost the game either way.
                              Just curious, but are you referring to your "inventory" as "chum" because you feel that their contribution to society could be maximized by throwing them into the ocean to attract sharks?
                              Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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