So we sell beer at our store. A regular comes in and grabs her usual two bud lights ($2.49)
and she says
SC: "2 for 5?"
ME: *smiling awkwardly* "hehe no" *proceed to scan.*
SC: 2 FOR 5! (more of a statement).
ME: "We cant... sorry"
SC: Why I come here all the time?
ME: Oh you're right. Hey just pay 1/4 of our rent and you can get all the 2 for 5s you want ok?
*oh wait thats a hallucination*
ME: Yeah I cant sorry.
SC: "UGGH. Man Come on!" (Like I'm the Redskins football team during any game).
ME: Hehe. Have a good day!
I mean I get it 7/11 does a bazillion deals every day, but we're not 7/11.
Also they do some weird ones sometimes. 2 for 4.33! or 3 for 7.66! Who thought those numbers made sense?
and she says
SC: "2 for 5?"
ME: *smiling awkwardly* "hehe no" *proceed to scan.*
SC: 2 FOR 5! (more of a statement).
ME: "We cant... sorry"
SC: Why I come here all the time?
ME: Oh you're right. Hey just pay 1/4 of our rent and you can get all the 2 for 5s you want ok?
*oh wait thats a hallucination*
ME: Yeah I cant sorry.
SC: "UGGH. Man Come on!" (Like I'm the Redskins football team during any game).
ME: Hehe. Have a good day!
I mean I get it 7/11 does a bazillion deals every day, but we're not 7/11.
Also they do some weird ones sometimes. 2 for 4.33! or 3 for 7.66! Who thought those numbers made sense?
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