Who is banned at your store? STORY TIME!

[catcul]

He went off on a young assistant manager, calling her a whore, asserting that the store was a front for prostitution and saying he'd "pay for it," so we needed to stop being "stuck up bitches."

The scary thing was that a few of us had actually gotten kind of fond of him and had considered meeting him at the coffee place. The extra-scary thing was that during his rant he accurately described the cars of several of us - including me (gulp). Banned - and we made a point of walking each other to our cars for quite a while.

That is scary. He gives new meaning to Entitlement Whore.

[wordgirl]

That is scary. He gives new meaning to Entitlement Whore.

It was scary. He wasn't the only guy who made the leap from "sells lingerie" to "sells things that come wrapped in lingerie" but the shift was so dramatic in this situation that it took awhile for us to process it.

We never saw nor heard from him again, fortunately. Ban worked.

[WishfulSpirit]

Interesting how these male EW. I'm a whore because I DON'T want to jump into bed with every random guy who asks. Yeah. How does that work exactly? Sad that "I'm married" is the only way to get this type of guy to back off, since he respects another man more than me.

[Monterey Jack]

Interesting how these male EW. I'm a whore because I DON'T want to jump into bed with every random guy who asks. Yeah. How does that work exactly?

It's the same reasoning that assumes that quiet, shy, introverted guys who don't socialize or date that much (if at all) are more "suspect" than loud, boorish, crude assholes who get laid every weekend. It's like when there's another shooting spree, and a neighbor of the killer will say something to the effect of, "Oh, he was so quiet and kept to himself...I knew something was wrong with him!"

[Lace Neil Singer]

A few people, who were such horrible customers that the almighty banhammer was applied. Two come to mind straight away. Read their stories here and here. Also a woman who threatened the manager with being murdered cuz she came in the wrong way and her pump wasn't authorised.

[flyonthewall]

My mom got exposed to by an old guy in the library once. He had a modified trench coat that um.. yeah. They called the cops. Apparently he'd been doing it at all the local libraries! He didn't get caught that day so they couldn't ban him though.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Another story here, which I didn't mention before as I hadn't posted the story. Well, now I have. XD

[April]

My guys don't get banned permanently. I only send them to jail or prison for awhile and then they use that revolving door and come right back to my caseload

[wolfie]

My mom got exposed to by an old guy in the library once. Apparently he'd been doing it at all the local libraries!

Too bad he didn't do it at a certain fictional library. He would have been in for a world of hurt if the mo (oops! Mustn't use the "M" word, or the Librarian will go Ape) Librarian mistook his "banana" for the real thing.

[HotelMinion]

Oh yeah and I have to mention this demented old man whose children had thrown him out of their house and into our property. He lasted a week, pooping his bed so bad that we had to throw it out afterwards, going thru our binder that had info of the area and ripping it up, and then going into the lobby and ripping up all of our magazines there. I think he had mental problems, he would stare creepily at the front desk girls. It was kind of sad, really, but we're a @#$#@ing hotel, not an assisted living facility! Management kicked him out and banned him :\
Ok carry on.

[ralerin]

My story of the guy who exposed himself to one of the cashiers when I worked at Aid of Rite certainly got him banned.

Another one that I don't know if I posted about this before but:

Woman used to go to the pharmacy and bring a yippy, vicious, unleashed Pomeranian with her. Normally, pets were turned a blind eye to but this woman would allow the dog to attack people in the store. She would do nothing to turn the dog away from people and would ignore the dog. Also, because she was of $race, she would throw a fit and accuse people of being racist because she was of $race. Finally, she and the pharmacist had a shouting match, and I think the store manager was involved too. She and the dog were banned.

[judecat]

Anybody how ticks off the elderly female night shift clerk, me --cal me racist for carding you -- get out and don't come back. Make racist remarks about the owners -- buh-buh, yell at me because you think you are so special that I can't tell you no -- out of here. At least they are banned on my shift -- and if they come in to complain to the boss --well then they are perma banned.

[paxillated]

I saw a cartoon many years ago, and adopted it. A man is exposing himself to a woman, who says, without excitement, "Oh, that reminds me, I need to get some pencils."

[Smapti]

It used to be that anyone caught shoplifting from one of our stores got a trespass order barring them from coming to any of our locations for 99 years.

They've softened up on that recently - they no longer trespass first-time offenders if the value of the goods in question isn't enough to warrant a felony theft charge.

[Mondestrucken]

We don't get many banned at the DMV, but when we do, it is for a major legal issue. Photos are posted, with explicit instructions on how to proceed.

Some people are allowed to come in to conduct their own transactions as opposed to 'helping' someone. These were people who were accepting money from people to supply them with stolen copies of tests, and things like that.

Other people can only conduct business by driving to our state capitol or by making an appointment with one of our enforcement agents. Like the lady who offered to write a check for a car registration if the other person would have over their cash. The naïve customer would hand over their cash, the scammer would come back in a few minutes with a tab and registrations. Then 2 weeks later, the naïve customer would get a letter from our main office: The check was drawn on a nonexistent account. You have 30 days to make good on it, or your plate is suspended.

This scammer's mistake was by hanging out at the same DMV office every day for a month. She ran for it when one of her victims spotted her, but by then we knew who she was.