The Tow Files: Octo-brawl

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

Or just up to Yonge St.

Wait, is that still a weird street? Haven't been to Toronto in YEARS.

Yes, still very weird.

[mathnerd]

I missed that! How could I have missed that?!

You missed the single best piece of eye candy ever posted on this site.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

You missed the single best piece of eye candy ever posted on this site.

Really? What was he wearing?

[mathnerd]

Really? What was he wearing?

http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...=107014&page=2

Post #11 has a link to the picture.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...=107014&page=2

Post #11 has a link to the picture.

.... Well! Argabarga's stories just got a LOT more interesting!

[WishfulSpirit]

Meh not enough cuddle for me. He needs a bit of a spare tire.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Yet you still pounded and pulled on the roll up door on the side of the building that, had you somehow pried it open, would have only let you into the darkened service dept. that is not open Sundays, and does NOT house your car. Or ANY cars right now since it's cleared, swept and hosed at 6pm every Friday. Only thing in there is toolboxes, (the tools clock in on MOnday) and if you even LOOK at Little Ricky's toolbox funny, well, he's tired of the tool mooching to the point where he's threatened to put the next man who "borrows" his SAE sockets in a deep, dark hole, possibly holes. (He doesn't know I'm the one doing it just to gaslight him until he snaps and murders the guy who works in the bay next to his that nobody likes )

Now that sounds like a good plot of a mystery novel for NaNoWriMo 2015.

What part of the "Don't have it" didn't you get? Was it the "Don't" or the "Have it"?
You called us at 7AM looking for your car
…
You just walked into the office, and asked for your car because you "think" we towed it.
Well, we still don't have it
…
Is it a case of not listening, not believing or not comprehending? That's led you to this sick, sad, sorry state? Or all the of above?

Maybe because you had his car the last three times it was towed?

Though that one was partially on me, before Twitch left on that call, he had another of his favorite kind of tows. A car with Ontario plates! You know how much Twitch LOOOOOOOOOOOVES them Canucks. I don't think it helped that we were parked side-by-side when the call came across the radio and I chose that moment to break out in "O Canada" loud enough that he had to crank up his CCR mix tape to drown me out with a really really filthy look....

O Canada? I would have picked Blame Canada.

[notalwaysright]

"Yeah, I live at 404 Suck St, which space is mine?"

"Parking space? We don't have the information."

"Why the f*ck not? You're the ones who give out permits! Check the list!"

The same List which you are supposed to check before towing people who have permits safely hidden in their desk drawers! Also, the same List we are supposed to have at my work, to look people up in order to give coupons. Be happy we don't have such a List, because then we'd be able to track all their lies. In this case, not having detailed information works out in the customer's favor and they don't appreciate it at all.

[Akasa]

I'll take on Twitch in a dark alley!

[dalesys]

(Sets up IR illuminators and cameras ...)

[wolfie]

Miss Entitled

Miss entitled has a problem, she's, well entitled.

She demands an escort.

Nope, you don't get to choose which car you collect from the lot - you get whatever car you own.

People with a Cavalier attitude like that need to Pony up the impound fee and leave, or they'll face Twitch's Fury. Shame on a grown woman for acting like a spoiled Brat. With a Stellar performance like that, there's no doubt that she'll Excel in her chosen field.

[Kristev]

You're just going to drive that for all the mileage your petrol supply will allow, won't you?

[catcul]

Nope, you don't get to choose which car you collect from the lot - you get whatever car you own.

People with a Cavalier attitude like that need to Pony up the impound fee and leave, or they'll face Twitch's Fury. Shame on a grown woman for acting like a spoiled Brat. With a Stellar performance like that, there's no doubt that she'll Excel in her chosen field.

You did that on your own Accord. You have to Aspire to Focus on the subject at hand.

[Argabarga]

I used to like you, until your car puns Taurus apart.

[RealUnimportant]

I was gonna Dodge this pun session, but they have a way of Lincoln everyone together; makes it feel like a Fiesta is happening, so I'm Shōgun-a join in now.