No UZI for you!

[Rosco the Iroc]

You are correct. Good sleuthing. I do use the same name on all the forums I'm on. Things on there start in fracking and get worse, I wanted to say more then I can on here.

[Gilhelmi]

Wow, the post was about an actual UZI, I did not see that coming.

Uhmm, *fidgeting, fidgeting* Dang nabbit I can not take it.

Wow, the post was about an actual UZI, I did NAZI that coming.

Ahh, that is better. I swear, it would be a crime not to fix that obvious of a pun. Carry on.

You have one of my dream jobs, that I can never get because of low population density here.

We have an outdoor range ran by a local black-powder club. It is not staffed, but only cost $25/year to join. A bit short for my liking, but then I always had a heart for long-range sniper rifles.

Of course, I have low tolerance for people who do not respect their weapon. On the positive side, it sounds like your company also has a low tolerance for those type of people too.

[Rosco the Iroc]

Wow, the post was about an actual UZI, I did NAZI that coming.

Ahh, that is better. I swear, it would be a crime not to fix that obvious of a pun. Carry on.

For a Israeli made gun?
I Haifa to correct you.
Can you sea how dead that joke is?

[dalesys]

Can you sea how dead that joke is?

Can't Jew?

... to next year in Jerusalem ...

If they're that antsy, they need a tank of Just Coffee to calm their nerves. A Mere Kava...

[Rosco the Iroc]

I'll just pass over that reply so we don't get into a 3 day pun war.

[dalesys]

... 3 day pun war.

Six Days!

[AccountingDrone]

Oh that's rule #2 here. She did ok. I only had to warn him once.

On the plus side my 1st customers was a b-day party, a group of 8 women. None of them did it before so it was a bucket list thing, all listened and took inst like champs.
Couple even shot a Desert Eagle .44mag the Bday girl was Annie Oakley with it.
Real giggly but in a real good way and left a real nice tip to boot.

Eh, handled one, the grip is too large for my hand so I wouldn't shoot it. I seriously prefer my Sauer 38H - fits like a <tee hee> glove. Safety is exactly where my thumb can reach it in perfect comfort - don't want or need custom grips [Robs favorite is a Dan Wesson .44 with Pachmyer grips. I really don't like the behemoth. He likes it.]

[Rosco the Iroc]

Six Days!

ya got me

I got a Dan Wesson 15 in .357 and love it.
Those large Eagles are just not practical.

[Limescale]

I got a Dan Wesson 15 in .357 and love it.
Those large Eagles are just not practical.

I overheard a great example of the above in an Alaskan gunshop. Someone was asking about buying a Desert Eagle to protect themselves against bears while out in the bush. The employee he was talking to responded with "Sure, if your strategy is to shove the gun down its throat and choke it to death. I guaruntee that's the only way you're going to stop a bear with one."

[Rosco the Iroc]

This guy is no Burt.

[Tama]

Isn't that the part where he goes, "I feel I was denied critical, need-to-know information.... [...] I...am completely out of ammo. ...that's never happened to me before..."

[Rosco the Iroc]

That's in #2. All were on last night.

[Argabarga]

BROKE INTO THE WRONG REC ROOM DIDN'T YA!?

[Gilhelmi]

I got to thinking more. I have never been a fan of full-auto weapons. They always seem to be using too many rounds, when 3 or 4 is enough.

They are far to short term fun for the high cost of feeding them. Honestly, I much prefer the feel of an AR or (well made) AK as compared to an Uzi. Although, you mentioned it was Israeli made (I did not know that). Most Israeli made equipment is very good quality.

[wolfie]

"Phased plasma rifle in forty-watt range."

Naw, if you're going to go for a directed energy weapon, you want at least a kilowatt.

should have offered to let him fire a .577 trex, saying that it will give him all the "Man Points" he will need for a while. and if he can fire it and not lose the rifle, i will buy him an uzi myself

Better yet, a GAU-8A, or a 16" Naval Rifle.

Does he really want to, like, snuggle it or something? Because that's just weird.

Not as weird as you might think. After all, the M-16 has been referred to as "the infantryman's teddy bear".

Besides, without an Uzi, how is he supposed to eat pepperoni when he's in the land of Green and Gold?