It's just not my week for ladders. Earlier in the week, I get this clown who orders me up a ladder solo. Well surely that's going to be a one shot incident, who else would be so uncaring and dumb enough to expose their company to that kind of injury liability. Oh no, I get this gem on Friday.
Once again I'm ordered to head up into the ceiling. She's asking for something that isn't my job, but whatever, it's simple enough, so let's keep her happy; off we go. No no no, we don't need two guys for this. Okay, I'm sorry, health and safety guidelines require an assistant for anyone climbing a ladder. Once again she argues this with me, because all I've got to do is lift a ceiling tile and plug something in. While this argument is ongoing, we're heading into the storage room to get the ladder...
This thing is a 50 year old wooden ladder that should have been decommissioned 60 years ago. Okay, I'm not comfortable climbing that ladder period, there is no fucking chance in hell that I'm doing so solo. With a roll of the eyes she grudgingly agrees.
I climb this thing, and should have told her that she can shove it up her ass from the first wobbly step, but I kept remembering the story of some guys from a few weeks back who got in trouble for refusing unsafe work (I'll post that when I can), so I got my partner to get a good grip on it and get the job done.
I let her know that I will not ever climb that ladder again. If she ever requires ladder work in the future, she needs to advise our shop and we'll bring our own ladder. With that, she tells me that if I had a problem with this ladder, we could have just got a better one from maintenance.
I managed to resist wrapping said ladder around her neck.
Once again I'm ordered to head up into the ceiling. She's asking for something that isn't my job, but whatever, it's simple enough, so let's keep her happy; off we go. No no no, we don't need two guys for this. Okay, I'm sorry, health and safety guidelines require an assistant for anyone climbing a ladder. Once again she argues this with me, because all I've got to do is lift a ceiling tile and plug something in. While this argument is ongoing, we're heading into the storage room to get the ladder...

I climb this thing, and should have told her that she can shove it up her ass from the first wobbly step, but I kept remembering the story of some guys from a few weeks back who got in trouble for refusing unsafe work (I'll post that when I can), so I got my partner to get a good grip on it and get the job done.
I let her know that I will not ever climb that ladder again. If she ever requires ladder work in the future, she needs to advise our shop and we'll bring our own ladder. With that, she tells me that if I had a problem with this ladder, we could have just got a better one from maintenance.

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