Epic Tales (With Bonus Audio Again)

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Actually, could be more of brain constipation.

In that case, he needs a good dose of Ex-Lax . . . followed by a dinner of liver and onions.

[Gravekeeper]

No one in management is tall enough to reach them if I put them up on the ceiling banners. They either need to enlist grunts or get a chair, hehehe. We have no chairs that don't have wheels either.

Needless to say they tend to stay up till the holidays are over.

[BusBus]

I just turned 27 in Feb. I am old and decrepit. ><

pfft...speak for yourself. I am turning 27 this year and I do not consider myself old and decrepit.

You're a blusher? That makes you even cuter

[Gravekeeper]

You watch! You'll hit 27 and that'll be it. Bran Flakes and Depends time!

[BusBus]

You watch! You'll hit 27 and that'll be it. Bran Flakes and Depends time!

Does this mean I can order off the senior's menu at White Spot? Liver and onions, here I come...

[Pagan]

I just turned 27 in Feb. I am old and decrepit. ><

Which makes me (plus a few others) a dirty old woman! Seriously, sweetpea, you're a cutie. And quit blushing, I can hear it from here!

You think 27 is bad? Just wait until you hit 30 and your body revolts....or is that revolting???

[Andara Bledin]

Oh, it's decidedly revolting.

Actually, my body has yet to decide that it's time to revolt, and I turn 36 this year. It's still chugging away just like it has been for the last decade or so. I used to have a friend, though, whose system just started falling apart when he hit 30. It was like a car just out of warranty.

^-.-^

[Gravekeeper]

I eat too healthy to just break down at 30. I'll still be playing Nintendo at 50 ;p

[Kara]

Hear Hear! Hopefully by the time we're old and frail, they'll have either cured arthritis or I can control the Nintendo Mindfark with brainwaves. Which would present a problem if they haven't cured Alzheimer's.

[Acolyte]

Heh. As someone who lives in 867, I can speak from experience that Gravekeeper, sadly, doesn't even know the half of it...

So, when are you going to get around to novelizing these? I'd buy a copy!

[ContraCorriente]

I just turned 27 in Feb. I am old and decrepit. ><

Hey, you know, that's perfect, I'll be eighteen next March...

[BookstoreEscapee]

Fun fact. Draperies get hung, people get hanged.

Hehe, glad I'm not the only one who's bugged by that

No one in management is tall enough to reach them if I put them up on the ceiling banners. They either need to enlist grunts or get a chair, hehehe. We have no chairs that don't have wheels either.

I am quite skilled at standing on chairs with wheels. We always had them in the offices in the stores, and I was always too lazy to get a chair from the breakroom when I needed something from the top shelf...never fell once! (I was rather small for my age throughout most of my childhood...as a result I have no qualms about climbing up on pretty much whatever's handy when I need a boost )

[BusBus]

I eat too healthy to just break down at 30. I'll still be playing Nintendo at 50 ;p

Coming from the guy who keeps mentioning his trips to 7-11 in his posts?

[Gravekeeper]

Yep! Do you know how hard it is to find something healthy at 7/11? There's literally only like 4 things in the entire store. Its those 4 things I purchase. ;p

[BusBus]

Yep! Do you know how hard it is to find something healthy at 7/11? There's literally only like 4 things in the entire store. Its those 4 things I purchase. ;p

Relish on your hotdog does not constitute healthy eating.